boínet

the silk covering on one’s hair on FaceTime.

hey!! I got my boínet on. her boínet is the silk covering on her hair!

by dental November 2, 2021

Bonetrousle

The sudden urge to eat spaghetti, make puzzles or capture humans. Sometimes, it's all three.

Dude 1: Hey Brother, why don't you sit down and have some spaghetti!
Dude 2: Okay, but why is there a kid wrapped in Duct Tape?
Dude 1: I captured him! He is my prisoner!
Dude 2: Did you have a case of Bonetrousle again?
Dude 1: Yep.
Dude 2: Also, the kid escaped.
Dude 1: WHAAAT?!?!
Dude 2: That kid knows how to get out of a STICKY situation!
Dude 1: That pun was terrible!
Dude 2: C'mon! You're smiling.
Dude 1: I am and I hate it. I guess it's now time to set up my puzzles again.

by TheGuyOnTheInternet August 10, 2016

boilnet

An abnormally large man, sometimes possessing a beard, who loves wearing blue sweatervests, and plays hockey with gingers. Also, his best friend is abnormally short, which makes them a powercouple.

That boilnet is a lucky man.

by holaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaskldjfioer June 24, 2011

Binet jockey

A Binet jockey is slang for a psychometrician: someone who administers psychological tests. From the perennial instrument, The Stanford-Binet Intelligence Scale. This term may convey anything from affection to scorn, depending on the context.

As a M.S. in a school system, Bettina was nothing but a glorified Binet jockey; but it paid the bills.

by eViL pOp TaRt May 12, 2010

meat bonnet

when a girls pussy lips are so large that you can pull them down and tie them off under your chin and wear her pussy like a hat.

last night my ears were cold so I put on lisa's meat bonnet to keep warm while watching Matlock.

by shades1 March 4, 2011

Bonetone

a) to drink, while intoxicated by alcohol, past the hour of 3AM; b) to drink until sunrise; c) a state of mind that is reached only after 3AM while intoxicated by alcohol

a) We are all going to "Bonetone" tonight.; b) We are going "Bonetone"!; c) "Bonetone" Sessions inside the ride!; d) Primitive-Science always brings the "Bonetone".

by Primitive-Science May 20, 2010

butt bonnet

A polite name to call somebody who is an ass hat - but you make a decision to not be vulgar in the process.

My dearest, you have once again proven yourself to be an A-1 butt bonnet!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 14, 2019