boilnet

An abnormally large man, sometimes possessing a beard, who loves wearing blue sweatervests, and plays hockey with gingers. Also, his best friend is abnormally short, which makes them a powercouple.

That boilnet is a lucky man.

boilnet by holaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaskldjfioer June 24, 2011

boilet

Closely related to a toilet, except funnier because it starts with a "B."
Go ahead and say it! (Pronunciation: BOI-let)

Did you read The Boilet Paper in the bathroom stall?
Yeah it was a lot funnier than The Toilet Paper. That part about Mohinder was hilarious!

boilet by TRogers December 20, 2008

boínet 

the silk covering on one’s hair on FaceTime.

hey!! I got my boínet on. her boínet is the silk covering on her hair!

boínet by dental November 2, 2021

Boilet paper

Toilet paper used after a particularly hot meal, especially including alcohol.

The first wipe was namebrand toilet paper, but the second was boilet paper.

Boilet paper by Cablub February 18, 2022