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An obssessive compulsive atraction to all things mango. Can also be used in a sense meaning an invasive species not native to Texas, usually trying to force upon random people the wonders of Anthropology.
Example 1: "Jesus christ, I think that lady has some sort of Bonet syndrome. Look at her gorge herself on that mango."

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Example 2: "Oh my god! Look! It's an actual Bonet! Quick, run before you get enculturated!"
bonet by Ramair May 20, 2007
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This one word phrase focuses on the infamous pedophilia inspired child rape / murder case of nine year old Jon Bonet Ramsey. It is a sub-culture coined term and translates meaning of youth and beauty in a most disturbed way. It is in reference to the compilation of physical characteristics that would a prime-A number-one potential target victim maintain to surely trigger the pedophile's abusive nature.

There is also the phenomena of an induced encouragement for this type of pedophile human reaction. Why would someone put make-up on their children so as to appear older and of mature sexuality?

A "Bonet" is of female gender, 5-17 years of age, beautiful and out there!
One average Joe says to the other, "Hey dude, look on over yonder at them school children playing, I bet that every other one is a Bonet!"
Bonet by gravy111 November 22, 2010
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Adjective:
Something or someone that hates the idea of hanging out with friends and would rather do something else degrading
Robert loves being a bonet and hates going to Denny's with us and rather do cock and hall torture
Bonet by Dream of men August 14, 2021
I saw this guy from France the other day, when I noticed he had a Bonèt I almost died laughing right in public!
Bonèt by The Dew Hag July 14, 2017

On it like a car bonet 

you do something so well that u shout out "im on it like a car bonet" as an act of excitement that u did that something so well.
win on a game scream "im on it like a car bonet"
On it like a car bonet by iDanimal November 13, 2011

Jean Bonet 

I went down on her and she had a Jean bonet
Jean Bonet by Big hand B November 20, 2007

Vanilla Bone Daddy 

A white man who uses his vanilla schlong to give intense orgasms to sweet ass chocolate poontang.
Is Scott still banging that cute black girl? I think she's turning him into her vanilla bone daddy!
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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