bonneted

the act of getting hit by a car, and surviving...

'Yo dude, im tripping home from the cinema at three in the morning and sum guy just Bonnets me'

or

Randomer on his phone: Wow a guy in the road

GUY IN THE ROAD: Please help me...

Randomer on his phone: Jay, This dude got Bonneted...

GUY IN THE ROAD: ***Dying***

Randomer on his phone: lol

bonneted by Bonneter16 April 20, 2007

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bonneted

A couple that engaged in sex as the the girl lay on the bonnet (hood) of a car.

Tina was bonneted by Joe last night. I saw them on his Ferrari whilst driving through the park.

bonneted by Shameless Doer October 27, 2012

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Bonneted

The act of get absolutely smashed and annihilated by a raging bull (or vehicle)

Bob: Jimmy help me, help me

I’ve been bonneted

Jimmy: ‘takes picture posts’

Bob: HELP ME YOU SILLY RATBAG YOU SELFISH COW

Bonneted by Daddyyyyy chilllll August 11, 2022

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Bonnetaddison

A very cool addison rae fanpage on tiktok! She’s very swag by the way

lol have you seen bonnetaddison’s new video?

Bonnetaddison by random hot person November 9, 2021

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Bonnetaddison

She’s amazing and I love her

“Hey! I love that Bonnetaddison”

“Yeah dude she’s amazing”

Bonnetaddison by Itsamberherreeee7 November 9, 2021

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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