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bonneted 

the act of getting hit by a car, and surviving...
'Yo dude, im tripping home from the cinema at three in the morning and sum guy just Bonnets me'

or

Randomer on his phone: Wow a guy in the road

GUY IN THE ROAD: Please help me...

Randomer on his phone: Jay, This dude got Bonneted...

GUY IN THE ROAD: ***Dying***

Randomer on his phone: lol
bonneted by Bonneter16 April 20, 2007
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bonneted 

A couple that engaged in sex as the the girl lay on the bonnet (hood) of a car.
Tina was bonneted by Joe last night. I saw them on his Ferrari whilst driving through the park.
bonneted by Shameless Doer October 27, 2012
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Bonneted 

The act of get absolutely smashed and annihilated by a raging bull (or vehicle)
Bob: Jimmy help me, help me

I’ve been bonneted

Jimmy: ‘takes picture posts’

Bob: HELP ME YOU SILLY RATBAG YOU SELFISH COW
Bonneted by Daddyyyyy chilllll August 11, 2022

Bonnetaddison 

A very cool addison rae fanpage on tiktok! She’s very swag by the way
lol have you seen bonnetaddison’s new video?
Bonnetaddison by random hot person November 9, 2021

Bonnetaddison 

She’s amazing and I love her
Hey! I love that Bonnetaddison”

Yeah dude she’s amazing”
Bonnetaddison by Itsamberherreeee7 November 9, 2021

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026