boilet

Closely related to a toilet, except funnier because it starts with a "B."
Go ahead and say it! (Pronunciation: BOI-let)

Did you read The Boilet Paper in the bathroom stall?
Yeah it was a lot funnier than The Toilet Paper. That part about Mohinder was hilarious!

by TRogers December 20, 2008

Boilet paper

Toilet paper used after a particularly hot meal, especially including alcohol.

The first wipe was namebrand toilet paper, but the second was boilet paper.

by Cablub February 18, 2022