boilet

Closely related to a toilet, except funnier because it starts with a "B."
Go ahead and say it! (Pronunciation: BOI-let)

Did you read The Boilet Paper in the bathroom stall?
Yeah it was a lot funnier than The Toilet Paper. That part about Mohinder was hilarious!

boilet by TRogers December 20, 2008

Boilet

A title based on the combination of the words Boy and Toilet, used primarily in the context of scat fetish communities and coprophilia.

Oh yeah, who's my little boilet?

Boilet by Papa Molegnar June 21, 2026

Boilet paper

Toilet paper used after a particularly hot meal, especially including alcohol.

The first wipe was namebrand toilet paper, but the second was boilet paper.

Boilet paper by Cablub February 18, 2022

I need more boulets 

I need more boulets was a war cry used by the French soldiers during WW2, suicide bombers would also scream this before nose diving into a battleship.

soldier 1: Stay behind me, I'll give you cover! *gun shots*
soldier 2: I need more boulets I need more boulets
soldier 3: I need more boulets I need more boulets
soldier 4: I need more boulets I need more boulets

I need more boulets by puturdikawaywaltuh August 22, 2023

boiled goose 

The official lunch food of old white people at board meetings, hate filled New Yorkers, and residents of old-folk homes. Symbolizes oppression and the constricting restraints of today's society. The only cure for boiled goose related stuffyness is a boombox. But DO NOT turn on the turbo bass.

Did you see the lame spread at that stuffy country club?

Yeah, sauerkraut and boiled goose. gross.

boiled goose by margoleilaman April 3, 2009

Ho Boiler 

A Hot Tub or Jacuzzi.

We left the bar at 3:00am and took Kook and Boom Boom back to the Ho Boiler for some late night partying.

Ho Boiler by DatRoon March 2, 2011

boiley 

British Military slang for a boiled sweet in a ration pack.

Oh bugger. I've scoffed all me biscuits and now all I've got left is a boiley.

boiley by Diangelis January 20, 2006