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Not knowing how math or statistics work. Especially when referring to 50/50 draws
Better double check that guys numbers. Dudes a real fucking binet.
Binet by Ilovemesonecupcakes December 9, 2021
William had a binet when seeing his real estate agent partner
Binet by BC1969 February 2, 2023

Binet jockey 

A Binet jockey is slang for a psychometrician: someone who administers psychological tests. From the perennial instrument, The Stanford-Binet Intelligence Scale. This term may convey anything from affection to scorn, depending on the context.
As a M.S. in a school system, Bettina was nothing but a glorified Binet jockey; but it paid the bills.

biketender

The definition of a biketender is a person who delivers alcohol on a bike between the hours of 2:00 PM to 6:00 PM
"I called the biketender at 3:30 to bring me some drinks"
biketender by PINK KORELL LOVER January 26, 2017

spontaneous bidet 

Incident in which you take a dump, and the toilet splashes you back in perineum. This is different from a regular bidet in that it's the toilet water that's splashing you, not a directed tap.
As a rule, this nearly never happens at home, and it frequently happens when you're forced to use a stall with overtly nasty waters or after you've already urinated.
person one: I'm a little worried. I had to use the portajohn at the airshow, and it gave me a spontaneous bidet.

Friend: Dude, you need to see your doctor.