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Friend 1: Want heroin?

Friend 2: Sure lemme hit up binet
Binet by that bih May 9, 2019
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A fine ass chick, another word for a thot or a hoe
Binet by Alec and Kc July 11, 2019
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Not knowing how math or statistics work. Especially when referring to 50/50 draws
Better double check that guys numbers. Dudes a real fucking binet.
Binet by Ilovemesonecupcakes December 9, 2021
A small erect penis.
William had a binet when seeing his real estate agent partner
Binet by BC1969 February 2, 2023

Binet jockey 

A Binet jockey is slang for a psychometrician: someone who administers psychological tests. From the perennial instrument, The Stanford-Binet Intelligence Scale. This term may convey anything from affection to scorn, depending on the context.
As a M.S. in a school system, Bettina was nothing but a glorified Binet jockey; but it paid the bills.
Binet jockey by eViL pOp TaRt May 12, 2010

biketender

The definition of a biketender is a person who delivers alcohol on a bike between the hours of 2:00 PM to 6:00 PM
"I called the biketender at 3:30 to bring me some drinks"
biketender by PINK KORELL LOVER January 26, 2017

spontaneous bidet 

Incident in which you take a dump, and the toilet splashes you back in perineum. This is different from a regular bidet in that it's the toilet water that's splashing you, not a directed tap.
As a rule, this nearly never happens at home, and it frequently happens when you're forced to use a stall with overtly nasty waters or after you've already urinated.
person one: I'm a little worried. I had to use the portajohn at the airshow, and it gave me a spontaneous bidet.

Friend: Dude, you need to see your doctor.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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