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bluterize 

To excite a woman sexually but end the stimulation before she reaches orgasm. Thus, leaving her with a bad case of bluterus. (Blue uterus - like blue balls for males)
She was getting so excited, but then my phone rang so I left her bluterized.

I totally bluterized my girlfriend last night to get back at her for last week's bad case of blue balls.
bluterize by shuzndryr May 20, 2015
Words you can keep

Butlerized 

To be transformed into someone's bitch.

The process through which it happens is called butlerization.

The author is called the butlerizer.
Tom: Dude, you should gather the wood and setup the tent
Nick: No prob man
Tom: You've been butlerized
Butlerized by stimpsy July 14, 2016

butterize 

"Hey, will you butterize this bagel for me?"
"Sure, dude!"
butterize by stellarback123 October 9, 2008

bluerize 

(blew-er-eyez) Explosive form of lazy eye; often accompanied by a massive jolt of force from explosion
When the Space Shuttle exploded, Christa McCauliffe found that the force bluerize left and right.
bluerize by KennethM September 24, 2007
To alter or repair below original standards. To use inferior products or methods.to ruin something.
That party was busterized the minute he walked in!
Busterize by rsmonkee July 6, 2011
The process of making something better. Can be used in multiple tenses
1. i betterized my love life by actually wearing deodorant

2. bro: my car is to slow.

Me: why don't you betterize it with a turbo?
betterize by timmay!! June 1, 2014

Bauerized 

To be totally, utterly and completely destroyed in a violent manner. This word originates from the man who is the one man in the world more bad-ass than Chuck Norris: Jack Bauer.

If you are bauerized, you can be sure that your body will be totally and absofuckinglutely destroyed and unrecognizable.
That bad-ass mofucka Jack Bauer totally bauerized that Russian cocksucker.
Bauerized by donimic13 April 15, 2010
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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