bluterize

To excite a woman sexually but end the stimulation before she reaches orgasm. Thus, leaving her with a bad case of bluterus. (Blue uterus - like blue balls for males)

She was getting so excited, but then my phone rang so I left her bluterized.

I totally bluterized my girlfriend last night to get back at her for last week's bad case of blue balls.

by shuzndryr May 20, 2015

Butlerized

To be transformed into someone's bitch.

The process through which it happens is called butlerization.

The author is called the butlerizer.

Tom: Dude, you should gather the wood and setup the tent
Nick: No prob man
Tom: You've been butlerized

by stimpsy July 14, 2016

butterize

To spread butter on something.

"Hey, will you butterize this bagel for me?"
"Sure, dude!"

by stellarback123 October 9, 2008

bluerize

(blew-er-eyez) Explosive form of lazy eye; often accompanied by a massive jolt of force from explosion

When the Space Shuttle exploded, Christa McCauliffe found that the force bluerize left and right.

by KennethM September 24, 2007

Busterize

To alter or repair below original standards. To use inferior products or methods.to ruin something.

That party was busterized the minute he walked in!

by rsmonkee July 6, 2011

betterize

The process of making something better. Can be used in multiple tenses

1. i betterized my love life by actually wearing deodorant

2. bro: my car is to slow.

Me: why don't you betterize it with a turbo?

by timmay!! June 1, 2014

Bauerized

To be totally, utterly and completely destroyed in a violent manner. This word originates from the man who is the one man in the world more bad-ass than Chuck Norris: Jack Bauer.

If you are bauerized, you can be sure that your body will be totally and absofuckinglutely destroyed and unrecognizable.

That bad-ass mofucka Jack Bauer totally bauerized that Russian cocksucker.

by donimic13 April 15, 2010