Bauerized 

To be totally, utterly and completely destroyed in a violent manner. This word originates from the man who is the one man in the world more bad-ass than Chuck Norris: Jack Bauer.

If you are bauerized, you can be sure that your body will be totally and absofuckinglutely destroyed and unrecognizable.

That bad-ass mofucka Jack Bauer totally bauerized that Russian cocksucker.

Bauerized by donimic13 April 15, 2010

Bakerized 

to totally fuck something up by means that are unexplainable by any human being

That anvil was whole until he Bakerized it into three pieces. "That guy could fuck up an anvil."

Bakerized by N1 November 7, 2005

Bakerized 

An item or object that's had the shit beaten out of it, either intentionally or as a result of sheer incompetence.

He really Bakerized that server rack.

Bakerized by El Borracho27 December 21, 2008

Jack Bauered

To suffer a major catastrophe, dilemma, or problematic person just minutes before you have to leave or your shift is over.
Named after the "hero" in the TV series 24 who suffers a cliff-hanging moment every hour, on the hour.

Dave: You were supposed to be here an hour ago!
Bob: Sorry, I was Jack Bauered - the whole network went down two minutes before my shift ended.

Jack Bauered by Peanutgnome January 27, 2007

Beaverized 

To be blessed with the presence of Justin Beaver. Although he is commonly mistaken by the teen sensation "Justin Bieber" he will tell you right away that he is not this person.

You've officially been beaverized.

What does that mean??

To be blessed with my presence. Take it like a man/woman absorb the greatness.

Beaverized by JustinBeaver May 29, 2010

bonerized

an adverb. The state of being erect.

When Billy saw Sally in her sexy outfit he became completly bonerized.

bonerized by Sarah Gibbs May 7, 2008

bluerize 

(blew-er-eyez) Explosive form of lazy eye; often accompanied by a massive jolt of force from explosion

When the Space Shuttle exploded, Christa McCauliffe found that the force bluerize left and right.

bluerize by KennethM September 24, 2007