Bauerized

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To be totally, utterly and completely destroyed in a violent manner. This word originates from the man who is the one man in the world more bad-ass than Chuck Norris: Jack Bauer.

If you are bauerized, you can be sure that your body will be totally and absofuckinglutely destroyed and unrecognizable.

That bad-ass mofucka Jack Bauer totally bauerized that Russian cocksucker.

Bauerized by donimic13 April 15, 2010

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Bakerized

to totally fuck something up by means that are unexplainable by any human being

That anvil was whole until he Bakerized it into three pieces. "That guy could fuck up an anvil."

Bakerized by N1 November 7, 2005

Related Words

Bauerized • Bakerized • bauered • Beaverized • bonerized • Batterized • beanerized • Blazerized • bluerize • Bonerized-American

Bakerized

An item or object that's had the shit beaten out of it, either intentionally or as a result of sheer incompetence.

He really Bakerized that server rack.

Bakerized by El Borracho27 December 21, 2008

Jack Bauered

To suffer a major catastrophe, dilemma, or problematic person just minutes before you have to leave or your shift is over.
Named after the "hero" in the TV series 24 who suffers a cliff-hanging moment every hour, on the hour.

Dave: You were supposed to be here an hour ago!
Bob: Sorry, I was Jack Bauered - the whole network went down two minutes before my shift ended.

Jack Bauered by Peanutgnome January 27, 2007

Beaverized

To be blessed with the presence of Justin Beaver. Although he is commonly mistaken by the teen sensation "Justin Bieber" he will tell you right away that he is not this person.

You've officially been beaverized.

What does that mean??

To be blessed with my presence. Take it like a man/woman absorb the greatness.

Beaverized by JustinBeaver May 29, 2010

bonerized

an adverb. The state of being erect.

When Billy saw Sally in her sexy outfit he became completly bonerized.

bonerized by Sarah Gibbs May 7, 2008

bluerize

(blew-er-eyez) Explosive form of lazy eye; often accompanied by a massive jolt of force from explosion

When the Space Shuttle exploded, Christa McCauliffe found that the force bluerize left and right.

bluerize by KennethM September 24, 2007

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

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Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026