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Blakerize 

To turn off all or a portion of the lights in the room to improve the contrast on screen.
"I can't read what that says, will someone please blakerize the room?"
Blakerize by Blake Bonnewell July 25, 2007
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Bakerized 

to totally fuck something up by means that are unexplainable by any human being
That anvil was whole until he Bakerized it into three pieces. "That guy could fuck up an anvil."
Bakerized by N1 November 7, 2005

Bhamerize 

Bhamerizing a word is the process of stretching out a word by using an excess amount of vowels in it.
A normal phrase: Researching Questions
The Bhamerized Phrase: Roueseaouschiouieng Ckouiestchiouiens
Bhamerize by the gift giver June 11, 2018

Bakerized 

An item or object that's had the shit beaten out of it, either intentionally or as a result of sheer incompetence.
He really Bakerized that server rack.
Bakerized by El Borracho27 December 21, 2008

Beaverized 

To be blessed with the presence of Justin Beaver. Although he is commonly mistaken by the teen sensation "Justin Bieber" he will tell you right away that he is not this person.
You've officially been beaverized.

What does that mean??

To be blessed with my presence. Take it like a man/woman absorb the greatness.
Beaverized by JustinBeaver May 29, 2010
Bakerie is a colloqial term used exclusively in the greater Cleveland Ohio area to describe baked goods or bakery items (such as cookies, cake, pastries, etc.), either homemade or from the bakery establishment itself.
I will bring bakerie to the bake sale.
bakerie by V17 January 7, 2009

bluerize 

(blew-er-eyez) Explosive form of lazy eye; often accompanied by a massive jolt of force from explosion
When the Space Shuttle exploded, Christa McCauliffe found that the force bluerize left and right.
bluerize by KennethM September 24, 2007
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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