betterize

The process of making something better. Can be used in multiple tenses

1. i betterized my love life by actually wearing deodorant

2. bro: my car is to slow.

Me: why don't you betterize it with a turbo?

betterize by timmay!! June 1, 2014

author is open to hearing about dead batteries 

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.

"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."

author is open to hearing about dead batteries by sharksrcool January 8, 2023

santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries

person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!

santa claus batteries by Buzzer December 23, 2007

chemlight batteries 

n; fictional object used by military personel to confuse newb signal soldiers in to looking stupid in front of they're superiors

"damn, i cant see shit in here. Salazar, go to supply and see if they have anymore chemlight batteries"

chemlight batteries by living proof December 12, 2003

Butlerized 

To be transformed into someone's bitch.

The process through which it happens is called butlerization.

The author is called the butlerizer.

Tom: Dude, you should gather the wood and setup the tent
Nick: No prob man
Tom: You've been butlerized

Butlerized by stimpsy July 14, 2016

Beatrize 

Beatrize is a girl who is smart,but stubborn and impatient, yet she is kind and outgoing. When you first meet her you think she's shy, but when you get to know her she is fun and crazy (in a good way).

:) Beatrize

Beatrize by anonymous300088855592 August 28, 2012

batteried 

When a girl has sex with several men one after the other.

She got batteried six in a line,
I believe thats not a good sign.

batteried by Katieeeeeeeeez September 9, 2007