bluerize

(blew-er-eyez) Explosive form of lazy eye; often accompanied by a massive jolt of force from explosion

When the Space Shuttle exploded, Christa McCauliffe found that the force bluerize left and right.

by KennethM September 24, 2007

bluterize

To excite a woman sexually but end the stimulation before she reaches orgasm. Thus, leaving her with a bad case of bluterus. (Blue uterus - like blue balls for males)

She was getting so excited, but then my phone rang so I left her bluterized.

I totally bluterized my girlfriend last night to get back at her for last week's bad case of blue balls.

by shuzndryr May 20, 2015

Bauerized

To be totally, utterly and completely destroyed in a violent manner. This word originates from the man who is the one man in the world more bad-ass than Chuck Norris: Jack Bauer.

If you are bauerized, you can be sure that your body will be totally and absofuckinglutely destroyed and unrecognizable.

That bad-ass mofucka Jack Bauer totally bauerized that Russian cocksucker.

by donimic13 April 15, 2010