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banterize

To make fun of or belittle another using banter often with a mate or group of mates generally in a playful tone or if they’re being a prick. This phrase is used near exclusively in native English dialect due to the deviation from the word banter.
“Hey Don I hear Richard jerks off to hentai.”
“Yeah Steve I say we banterize him.”
by a ghost89 March 11, 2019
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author is open to hearing about dead batteries

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.
"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."
by sharksrcool January 8, 2023
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santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries
person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!
by Buzzer December 23, 2007
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Bakerized

to totally fuck something up by means that are unexplainable by any human being
That anvil was whole until he Bakerized it into three pieces. "That guy could fuck up an anvil."
by N1 November 7, 2005
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chemlight batteries

n; fictional object used by military personel to confuse newb signal soldiers in to looking stupid in front of they're superiors
"damn, i cant see shit in here. Salazar, go to supply and see if they have anymore chemlight batteries"
by living proof December 12, 2003
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bantercise

A way of telling someone that their banter is not up to scratch.
Guy1: Dude, that guy last night completely failed to make me laugh.
Guy2: Agreed, he needs some serious bantercise.
by BECCYBONES July 19, 2010
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Bakerized

An item or object that's had the shit beaten out of it, either intentionally or as a result of sheer incompetence.
He really Bakerized that server rack.
by El Borracho27 December 21, 2008
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