banterize

To make fun of or belittle another using banter often with a mate or group of mates generally in a playful tone or if they’re being a prick. This phrase is used near exclusively in native English dialect due to the deviation from the word banter.

“Hey Don I hear Richard jerks off to hentai.”
“Yeah Steve I say we banterize him.”

banterize by a ghost89 March 11, 2019

author is open to hearing about dead batteries 

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.

"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."

author is open to hearing about dead batteries by sharksrcool January 8, 2023

santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries

person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!

santa claus batteries by Buzzer December 23, 2007

Bakerized 

to totally fuck something up by means that are unexplainable by any human being

That anvil was whole until he Bakerized it into three pieces. "That guy could fuck up an anvil."

Bakerized by N1 November 7, 2005

chemlight batteries 

n; fictional object used by military personel to confuse newb signal soldiers in to looking stupid in front of they're superiors

"damn, i cant see shit in here. Salazar, go to supply and see if they have anymore chemlight batteries"

chemlight batteries by living proof December 12, 2003

bantercise

A way of telling someone that their banter is not up to scratch.

Guy1: Dude, that guy last night completely failed to make me laugh.
Guy2: Agreed, he needs some serious bantercise.

bantercise by BECCYBONES July 19, 2010

Bakerized 

An item or object that's had the shit beaten out of it, either intentionally or as a result of sheer incompetence.

He really Bakerized that server rack.

Bakerized by El Borracho27 December 21, 2008