Jun 17 Word of the Day
Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.
Soundcloud Rapper: Check out this link, realist in the game!
Social media feminist: Women have a voice!!!! #Brave
Normal Human: SHUT UP CLOUT DEMONS!!!
by DebSlave June 03, 2018
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A mixed drink made of Red Bull and Jack Daniels. So named as it will keep you going for 24 hours.
I was at the bar and feeling kind of sluggish so I ordered a Jack Bauer to pick me up for the evening.
by MikeLI75 November 07, 2006
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Head of field operations for CTU on fox's 24, Now special assistant to the secretary of state Heller. Two words- BAD ASS
My name is jack bauer and i am a federal agent! Now put your hands behind your fucking head!
by robrob24 January 28, 2005
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Drinking a beer in the shower while masturbating.
It was hot out and I couldn't sleep, so I treated myself to a Jack Bauer to take the edge off.
by rexfordtugwell February 10, 2011
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1) noun. Leader of the Counter-Terrorist Unit's Field Operations. Guaranteed to have at least one atrocious day a year.

2) verb. the act of performing an act of heroic immensity.
1) I'm Jack Bauer. I'll kill you from 200 yards away with a sniper rifle, eat lunch and enjoy myself while doing so.

2) "Don't make me Jack Bauer your ass."
by skeezpimp March 01, 2005
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The Leading Cause Of Death In Middle Eastern Men And Russian Mercenaries.
No Examples Can Describe What Jack Bauer Would Do If He Catches Fornicating Hard With His Daughter.
by Slade Technics December 20, 2006
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