blurted 

to just run off or disapear

the feds showed up and we blurted man.

blurted by james hosking July 16, 2006

mad blunted 

Smoking a massive amount of blunts in a short period of time

"Yo nigga last nite i was mad blunted"

"I know son, i was MAD BLUNTED"

mad blunted by PhiL dA CooKa June 29, 2009

blarted on the job 

When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise

"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"

blarted on the job by Love Me Sexay! February 20, 2015

Blursed 

Blessed and cursed at the same time

*Picture of dog trying to put another dog in his mouth*
Blursed
Cursed because a dog is trying to eat another dog
Blessed because dogs are cute

Blursed by Wideeyedweirdo August 25, 2020

Blursed 

Blessing and a curse

I'm blursed with a big ole booty! Its a blessing and a curse!

Blursed by Liltashy1 November 29, 2017

Blursed 

Simultaneously blessed and cursed by a situation, object, person, etc.

I was blursed with so many opportunities and hated to make a decision.

Blursed by TuTally March 3, 2010

blurred lines 

A commonly used expression to reference a situation where things are ambiguous or unclear. Sometimes meaning "to push the envelope" or test the boundaries of acceptability.

"So what's the situation with that guy you met?"

"It's kinda blurred lines, we're not dating, but we're more than just friends with benefits."

blurred lines by Cupeco August 19, 2013