weasely

A shady ass person that likes to have their mouth open as wide as their legs. They have multiple sexual relationships without the knowledge or consent of any of their significant others and will sneak off the moment you fall asleep or turn your back. Never trust someone with a weasely rep.

Mary: Hey, have you been hanging out with Tim lately?
Jane: Ew, fuck no. Tim's a weasely little bitch. He cheats on everybody.

by Emily & Pahut June 8, 2015

weasely

Behavior that is like that of a weasel.

Such as in, "That was a weasely move you just pulled, you sonofabitch!"

by Weasel's Ex-wife September 24, 2013

Weasely hot

Vaguely sexy in the manner of a small and slippery predator.

The therapist in ‘Good Girls’ is so unprofessional, but I can’t help but find him weasely hot

by Wildglade70 September 3, 2021

Sporting a Weasely

Having an erection while wearing pants, yet it is clear that they are erect.
Not to be confused with "Pulling a Weasely", yet it is still similar.

Did you see Ron's dad?
No, why?
He's totally Sporting a Weasely while talking to that woman.

by Morik June 14, 2010

Pulling a Weasely

Hiding an erection with pillows (or any other object), while sitting down.

This term comes from a scene in Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince, when Mr. Weasely is talking to Hermione. Through that entire scene he is constantly holding a pillow over his crotch.

This term is not to be confused with Sporting a Weasely, although they are similar.

Man, I totally had an erection the entire time I was talking to Sally.

Wow, what did she say about that?

Nothing, I luckily was Pulling a Weasely the whole time. She never got to see what I was hiding.

by Morik June 14, 2010

ron weasely

the ginger kid from harry potter all the bi girls on tiktok wanna fuck. including me.

ron weasely and the weasely twins could do unspeakable things to me.

by emilymaybrown8 October 20, 2020

The Weasely family

Mom: Molly Weasely

Dad: Arthur Weasely

First child: Bil Weasely (1970(

Second child: Charles “Charli” Weasely (1972(
Third+Fourth children’s: Fred&George Weasely (twins- 1978)
Fifth child; (Ronald “Ron” Bilius Weasely (1980

Last child: (Ginevra “Ginny” Molly Weasely (1981

The Weasely family - Harry Potter by jk rolling

by Someone else’s name June 28, 2021