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Bluntie
The well regarded blog featuring writing about cities, cats, urban design with a mild existential bent.
Named after the fringes of a pretty girls cut straight across the brow - razor sharp.
Named after the fringes of a pretty girls cut straight across the brow - razor sharp.
Look at that bluntie arrghhh I want.
Bluntie
Phrase used in the Royal Air Force to describe those in non-enemy facing roles.
Derived from the fact that if the force were a spear they would be so far from the killing end that they are the blunt end of the wooden handle, less threatening than a splinter from said handle. They would send their washing closer to the frontline.
Usually never at work as either retaking fitness tests, closed for “admin”, or sat in the coffee shop having “meetings”. Most are so incompetent at their jobs that the rare good bluntie spends eternity unfucking everything.
Derived from the fact that if the force were a spear they would be so far from the killing end that they are the blunt end of the wooden handle, less threatening than a splinter from said handle. They would send their washing closer to the frontline.
Usually never at work as either retaking fitness tests, closed for “admin”, or sat in the coffee shop having “meetings”. Most are so incompetent at their jobs that the rare good bluntie spends eternity unfucking everything.
Bluntie
mad blunted
mad blunted by PhiL dA CooKa June 29, 2009
Bauntie
Bauntie by Bauntie_Nik November 5, 2019
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