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Named after the fringes of a pretty girls cut straight across the brow - razor sharp.
Look at that bluntie arrghhh I want.
Bluntie by white_cat October 6, 2011
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Phrase used in the Royal Air Force to describe those in non-enemy facing roles.

Derived from the fact that if the force were a spear they would be so far from the killing end that they are the blunt end of the wooden handle, less threatening than a splinter from said handle. They would send their washing closer to the frontline.

Usually never at work as either retaking fitness tests, closed for “admin”, or sat in the coffee shop having “meetings”. Most are so incompetent at their jobs that the rare good bluntie spends eternity unfucking everything.
Pilot 1 - “my op allowance for flying over a war zone didn’t get processed this month so I went to admin to get it sorted”

Pilot 2 - “and did they?”

Pilot 1 - “no they lost the paperwork

Pilot 2 - “what a fucking bluntie”
Bluntie by raffaff August 30, 2020
This bluntie accidentally screenshotted his crush’s story and sent it back to her.
Bluntie by Jeanyuhs July 31, 2022

mad blunted 

Smoking a massive amount of blunts in a short period of time
"Yo nigga last nite i was mad blunted"

"I know son, i was MAD BLUNTED"
mad blunted by PhiL dA CooKa June 29, 2009

Bluntitis 

The every day urge you randomly get to roll a fat blunt, and the urge your fingers get when a fresh sack is present.
its 2 am and the bluntitis is kicking in, i feel my rollin fingers twitchin! who got a dollar n 18 cents to getta wrap
Noun/Adjective used to describe a friend based on tone/way you say it.
Positive: Hey, Bauntie, I love you!
Negative: You're being SUCH A BAUNTIE RIGHT NOW!
Bauntie by Bauntie_Nik November 5, 2019