blurker

A blog lurker. Someone who reads a lot of blogs but never posts any comments.

I stopped posting to my LJ because all my readers were blurkers.

by Webster114 December 9, 2008

Blorker

An ancient insult only used in the matter of ultimate stupidity

"Your a blorker" John said laughing in Nathaniels face

by TheOpditMan September 25, 2022

Blorker

An ancient insult only used in the matter of ultimate stupidity

"How about you blorkup, blorker?" Phantern to Redd, Greeny's Grand Game, Apocalpeepy

by solarace February 4, 2023

Burkerig

To repair or modify an existing mechanism, such as an automobile or Apple computer, with no professional training, knowledge, or ability. Often results in rendering the object useless and/or ineffective.

The air conditioning in the Santa Fe didn't seem to work, so he just Burkerigged under the hood. The only problem is that now the air conditioning still doesn't work and the car can only turn left.

by Appleman69 April 19, 2010

Blurter

An Arsehole (Anatomy)

I can't believe Jonny (soft J) fucked Emily in the blurter so callously!

That shifty vindaloo made Jonnys blurter combust

by Lat1no Heat December 21, 2009

Blurger

A blowjob which is given while the recipient eats a hamburger

Sally gave me a blurger at Wendys last night.

by dolecommabob December 3, 2009

blurberry

A very fake Burberry item.

"Yo, check out my new Blurberry purse.. got it at da 9."

by Jaynell July 30, 2004