1) flem, spit.
2) A tall creature that makes coffee, plays guitar and dresses like a middle-aged man.
2) A tall creature that makes coffee, plays guitar and dresses like a middle-aged man.
by jizz-biscuits January 22, 2008
The alias of an evil hacker known to have hacked over 100 computers and over 50 websites. "Greeny" is a SOB who just sits at his "PWH" all day and hack innicent people when he gets bored.
by Site Owner August 07, 2008
by niblet August 08, 2004
One who immitates someone in order to impress others specifically copying jokes, personal philosophys and attitudes to life.
"You know that joke i made up yesterday? Well Harry totally did a Greeny to show off to Katie."
"Alfie is doing a Greeny to Impress my ex."
"Alfie is doing a Greeny to Impress my ex."
by Chad Pentenville October 25, 2007
by callmemommy March 31, 2019
1)
Girl 1: I almost let this dude bang me but than I saw he has a greenis!
Girl 2: Hello? That's like totally disgusting!
2)
Doctor: Okay, now please remove your pants so I can OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU HAVE A DAMN GREENIS!!!
Patient: What??? What does that mean???
Doctor: It means that you like hookers!
Patient: Wha... ???
Doctor: It means you can't beat the axis!
Patient: What the hell are you trying to tell me, doctor???
Doctor: You, sir, have gonorrhea!
Girl 1: I almost let this dude bang me but than I saw he has a greenis!
Girl 2: Hello? That's like totally disgusting!
2)
Doctor: Okay, now please remove your pants so I can OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU HAVE A DAMN GREENIS!!!
Patient: What??? What does that mean???
Doctor: It means that you like hookers!
Patient: Wha... ???
Doctor: It means you can't beat the axis!
Patient: What the hell are you trying to tell me, doctor???
Doctor: You, sir, have gonorrhea!
by F4LL0UT July 25, 2010
1. An imaginary unit of vegetable, approximately equal to one "greenie," a type of dog treat. However, it can be used in almost any way imaginable (think hoss)
1. Go crunch on a greenis!
2. Holy fuck, look at that huge greenis!
3. I bet you a greenis Dumbledore will die in the sixth book!
2. Holy fuck, look at that huge greenis!
3. I bet you a greenis Dumbledore will die in the sixth book!
by Pippinzzz January 14, 2006