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An ancient insult only used in the matter of ultimate stupidity
"How about you blorkup, blorker?" Phantern to Redd, Greeny's Grand Game, Apocalpeepy
Blorker by solarace February 4, 2023
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A dog that's barking in his sleep.
"My dog is such a blorker because she barks in her sleep like an idiot all night long."
blorker by Chase in San Antonio February 2, 2014
Ancient term to refer someone as an advanced idiot.
Jim: "You're such a blorker."
Jack: "No?? YOU'RE a blorker!!"
blorker by kazookiz October 1, 2023

Blocker Bait

Blocker Bait is the friend you call to keep the Cock Blocker busy while you try to get laid.
"Can my fat cousin CeCe come with us tonight? She bored."
Uh-oh. Better find some Blocker Bait.
Blocker Bait by Overdrive October 6, 2008

Popup Blocker 

Any easily obtainable object used for hiding a sudden and unanticipated erection (popup), while in public.
Steve had to use a dodge ball in gym class as a popup blocker to hide his huge broner from any onlooking male counterparts.
Popup Blocker by Crooked Vulture November 16, 2009

locker blocker 

One who stands in front of a locker, making it impossible for anyone to access their locker.
Catherine, stop being such a locker blocker!!!!!!!
locker blocker by ABCDEFK April 26, 2009