Blorker

An ancient insult only used in the matter of ultimate stupidity

"Your a blorker" John said laughing in Nathaniels face

by TheOpditMan September 25, 2022

Blorker

An ancient insult only used in the matter of ultimate stupidity

"How about you blorkup, blorker?" Phantern to Redd, Greeny's Grand Game, Apocalpeepy

by solarace February 4, 2023

blorker

A dog that's barking in his sleep.

"My dog is such a blorker because she barks in her sleep like an idiot all night long."

by Chase in San Antonio February 2, 2014

blorker

Ancient term to refer someone as an advanced idiot.

Jim: "You're such a blorker."
Jack: "No?? YOU'RE a blorker!!"

by kazookiz October 1, 2023

Blocker Bait

Blocker Bait is the friend you call to keep the Cock Blocker busy while you try to get laid.

"Can my fat cousin CeCe come with us tonight? She bored."
Uh-oh. Better find some Blocker Bait.

by Overdrive October 6, 2008

Popup Blocker

Any easily obtainable object used for hiding a sudden and unanticipated erection (popup), while in public.

Steve had to use a dodge ball in gym class as a popup blocker to hide his huge broner from any onlooking male counterparts.

by Crooked Vulture November 16, 2009

locker blocker

One who stands in front of a locker, making it impossible for anyone to access their locker.

Catherine, stop being such a locker blocker!!!!!!!

by ABCDEFK April 26, 2009