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An ancient insult only used in the matter of ultimate stupidity
"How about you blorkup, blorker?" Phantern to Redd, Greeny's Grand Game, Apocalpeepy
Blorker by solarace February 4, 2023
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A dog that's barking in his sleep.
"My dog is such a blorker because she barks in her sleep like an idiot all night long."
blorker by Chase in San Antonio February 2, 2014
Ancient term to refer someone as an advanced idiot.
Jim: "You're such a blorker."
Jack: "No?? YOU'RE a blorker!!"
blorker by kazookiz October 1, 2023

Blocker Bait

Blocker Bait is the friend you call to keep the Cock Blocker busy while you try to get laid.
"Can my fat cousin CeCe come with us tonight? She bored."
Uh-oh. Better find some Blocker Bait.

Blocker Bait by Overdrive October 6, 2008

Popup Blocker 

Any easily obtainable object used for hiding a sudden and unanticipated erection (popup), while in public.
Steve had to use a dodge ball in gym class as a popup blocker to hide his huge broner from any onlooking male counterparts.
Popup Blocker by Crooked Vulture November 16, 2009

locker blocker 

One who stands in front of a locker, making it impossible for anyone to access their locker.
Catherine, stop being such a locker blocker!!!!!!!
locker blocker by ABCDEFK April 26, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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