READERS

some police funded assholes walking around your town, spying on text messages through electronic reading devices.

you can spot readers by seeing a random guy (or gal) walking around town with a cell phone or handheld device and they stop in the middle of their walk and wave their electronic device in the air like they lost a signal or something----this happens when they are reading a person who is onto them and has the insight to take out their battery.

by gmoneyfunkybrewster March 27, 2010

Readers

Old enough to see well enough until it comes down to smaller print

I need my readers to see the temp & time these frozen fries need to be cooked.

by anonymous September 26, 2020

Readers Digest Version

The abbreviated version of a story, experience, or work-related issue.

Matt... come on, I don't want a play-by-play of your date last night, give me the Readers Digest Version: did you hook up or not?

by blockpass270 August 20, 2008

Readers block

The inability to read a book or the impatience to read one.
Readers block often happens to people who read more than 5 books a month and they begin to get bored of reading them.

Readers block also happens conveniently when someone has to read a book for a school report.

Readers block also leads to extreme boredom with the unwillingness to do anything whatsoever.

Person 1 "I dont want to read the scarlet letter for english... I have readers block"

Person 2 "No you dont! You just want to play xbox"

Person 1 "I'd much rather stare at a wall."

by jkskk September 3, 2009

readers wife

Readers Wife (Noun): British institution whereby male readers of certain adult magazines feel the need
to submit for publication pictures of their other halves in varying levels of undress.

Readers Wife (Pronoun): a lady with a bedraggled appearance such that
you believe she would appear in such a magazine.

"She's a bit of a readers wife"

by John March 18, 2004

readers digest

America's most popular "take a dump" magazine. Hence the word, digest.

"Man, this one gon take a while, you got any readers digest on u?"

by Jazzist June 22, 2006

Readers Void

After reading an exceptional story a fan will experience a sensation of emptiness that cannot be filled. The only known remedy is time. While not a completely pleasant feeling. It's a signifier that the story just read connected deeply in some way. The bigger the void the bigger the effect the story had on the individual.

Person 1: "I feel sad after reading this book/game/movie."
Person 2: "It's the readers void. It's get's easier if you focus on the next book."

by Valerie Raven November 18, 2018