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Getting a blow job from a cousin while taking a dump.
Andrew was pinching one off when Adam walked in, slowly he took off his pants and began to engage in a blumpkie.
by Japo Jones October 30, 2006
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Jun 6 Word of the Day
True of COVID-19 sufferers and of George Floyd. The key phrase at this moment in American history.
"I can't breathe, said Floyd as he was being suffocated. "I can't breathe" thought more than 100,000 victims as they were dying of Covid. "I can't breathe" chanted countless Americans in the streets, protesting enduring police brutality.
by Monkey's Dad June 01, 2020
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