Andrew was pinching one off when Adam walked in, slowly he took off his pants and began to engage in a blumpkie.
by Japo Jones October 31, 2006
The act of having your hose-gargled whilst you drop the kids off at the pool.
An erotic delight for both parties, it is a way to become deeply aware of all of your lover.
An erotic delight for both parties, it is a way to become deeply aware of all of your lover.
by Eddy Gourmet November 17, 2005
the act of recieving oral sex from your partner while you are simultaneously taking a dump in the toilet
by Magz November 10, 2004
by Citystars September 22, 2003
The reverse of a blumpkin, where the man is stradling the toilet backwards like a cool teacher, ass sticking out, with his hard dick pissing inside the water - jet-streaming, while a woman eats his ass.
"Oh, you're having an english muffin for breakfast? That reminds me of yesterday when your mom gave me an english blumpkin."
by Shpoofy August 05, 2021
When, in a moment of sublime ecstasy, the Blumpkee (the receiver of the Blumpkin), achieves the Blumpkin before falling back into the toilet, onto his own blumpkin.
by Volde-blumpkin September 29, 2009
A Blumpkin is when a guy is a taking a dump and getting a blowjob at the same time.
Same idea as a blumpkin but your partner is upside down with a thumb in her butt.
Same idea as a blumpkin but your partner is upside down with a thumb in her butt.
by representa2480 May 02, 2011