2 definitions by Japo Jones

1
Getting a blow job from a cousin while taking a dump.
Andrew was pinching one off when Adam walked in, slowly he took off his pants and began to engage in a blumpkie.
by Japo Jones October 30, 2006
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Taking a crap on your partners face, then "sliding" back and forth smearing it into every crevasse. While wearing a sombrero.
Mexican Mud Slide
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by Japo Jones August 13, 2007
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