blumpey 

A ho sucks your dick while you take a shit.

After that blumpey I felt daaamn good; I lost my spunk and my shit at one sitting!

blumpey by B-Town May 12, 2003

blumpey 

The act of giving a male oral pleasure while he is doing No.2, whether he be sitting or otherwise.

She came out of nowhere and started sucking it, i was taking a shit, but i didnt stop her

blumpey by Shayne June 6, 2004

blumperbating

masturbating while taking a shit

Are you kidding dude? Blumperbating's the best!

blumperbating by Baker146 January 13, 2011

blumpy 

The act of giving head while the receiver is taking a shit.

"You best be givin' me a blumpy bitch!" said Tyrone as he was dumping in his prison cell.

blumpy by Chief Hosa March 16, 2003

Blumpy Choad 

The male specific version of Blumpy. Receiving Head job while taking a poo on the porcelain throne. The choad refers to the penis and the "Blumpy Choad" is the male version of the act as opposed to cunnilingus while on the toilet or a "Blumpy Quim"

"That bitch was so drunk she gave me a Blumpy Choad."

Blumpy Choad by jesus the jewbag November 7, 2011

Blumpette

The inverse of the Blumpkin. In a blumpette, oral sex (cunnilingus) is performed on a woman while she sits on a toilet either during, or shortly after, she has defecated. Wiping and flushing before the oral sex begins is known as a "courtesy wipe" and a "courtesy flush". This is known as a "Semi-clean Blumpette". As this removes much of the smell and unpleasantness for the pleasurer it is considered less dirty and less risque. A true "Clean Blumpette" is performed before the woman relieves herself. This is considered the least kinky, as it is more or less normal cunnilingus that happens to take place in the bathroom.

Kay was turned on by the filthiness of the Blumpette, so she made Arnie eat her out while she was still on the toilet.

Blumpette by Tron Engewar February 3, 2008

Blumpelstiltskin 

A mythical dwarf-like creature who visits a woman who has denied a man the glorious gift of the Blumpkin. During this visit, Blumpelstiltskin removes and holds ransom the urethra of the woman who denies the Blumpkin and will return the urethra upon the completion of the gift of the Blumpkin. Lesser known cousin of the famed Rumpelstiltskin.

Dude! She was totally down for giving me a Blumpkin but she shot me down. I hope Blumpelstiltskin comes and serves this bitch what she deserves.

Blumpelstiltskin by Ronnie Jacko and Geoff Christie March 6, 2008