blumperbating

masturbating while taking a shit
Are you kidding dude? Blumperbating's the best!
by Baker146 January 13, 2011
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pulling a parker

the act of ruining your chances to hit with an almost sure date by talking about fecal matter
"he's so in"

"yeah but i think he might be pulling a parker"

"figures"
by Baker146 January 13, 2011
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