Blumkey

The act of preforming fellatio on a man whilst he is simultaneously taking a shit.
fellatio = blowjob

“I was running late for work so I asked her to give me some blumkey to save time.”
“My life revolves around multitasking and saving time and that is why I make my wife give me some blumkey to save time”

by Cathaleoo815 June 15, 2020

blumkey

giving a blowjob to your significant other while they are pooping

man 1: my wife gave me a blumkey yesterday!
man 2: you're a really lucky dude, I wish my wife would do that to me!

by manman12 January 19, 2022

Blumkey

Female Giving a male oral sex he backs out a monster Turd

I asked my girlfriend to give me a Blumkey today she wasn't keen but did it anyway

by Buggles June 12, 2023