blumey 

a man very feminine in nature, coming from the word "bloom" as in a flower. Your average blumey is a non- descript individual, standing roughly 5 foot 9 and very often seen complaining about various issues.

example: a blumey was spotted recently inside a McDonalds restaurant complaining about the lack of dip choices for his chicken McNuggets

blumey by chamber resident February 14, 2010

Blumey'd

When you get scammed by a friend but they act like everything is still Okay

That poor guy got blumey'd

Blumey'd by Poor Innocent Soul April 11, 2025

BlueyCapsules 

BlueyCapsules is a parody comic found on Twitter, making fun of the artist PinkyPills awful telling of the Five Nights at Freddy’s story. Made on Drawpile as a collaborative project between multiple artists, the mess of a comic eventually blew up on FNaF twt.

Guy 1: Hey man, have you seen tonight’s BlueyCapsules update? That shit was crazy.
Guy 2: No, not yet. They didn’t update until five am for me, so I was asleep by then.

BlueyCapsules by Local fruit #69 September 5, 2020

blimey mate 

When the Bri'ish person is sus

Blimey mate, least I don't get shot while doin maffs in skewl. Also, you Americans don't have free elfcare. Quite sad innit?

blimey mate by TotallyNotAnIdiot January 4, 2021

BlimeyCow 

BlimeyCow is a comedy Youtube Channel which stars siblings Jordan and Josh Taylor and Josh's wife Kelli Taylor. They are known for being very sarcastic in their videos and having Christian themes. They currently have 2 different weekly shows. Messy Monday's is usually about a trending or controversial topic. Jordan's Messyges are videos where viewers send in their questions and Jordan answers them.

Bryson: "Have you seen that new BlimeyCow episode? It was hilarious!"

Me: "Yeah I did! Jordan is so sarcastic!"

BlimeyCow by LoveAddict5 June 21, 2014

Gor blimey 

A minced oath: a contraction of the phrase "God Blind Me". An expression of shocked, unhappy surprise. Used mostly in the UK, even though "God Blimey" was used in 1922 book 'Ulysses'.

Gor Blimey! This music sucks arse!

Gor blimey by Pookle Iam November 9, 2013

Blimeycow 

A youtube channel that's good because it's actually Christian rather than just bland pretend to be happy media marketed to people who go to church on Sunday sometimes. Maybe. If the weather is nice.

"Man, those Blimeycow guys are actually talking about things that happen in real life! Who knew Christianity had anything to do with that?"

Blimeycow by happytocoexist December 2, 2013