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a man very feminine in nature, coming from the word "bloom" as in a flower. Your average blumey is a non- descript individual, standing roughly 5 foot 9 and very often seen complaining about various issues.
example: a blumey was spotted recently inside a McDonalds restaurant complaining about the lack of dip choices for his chicken McNuggets
blumey by chamber resident February 14, 2010
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When you get scammed by a friend but they act like everything is still Okay
That poor guy got blumey'd
Blumey'd by Poor Innocent Soul April 11, 2025
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BlueyCapsules 

BlueyCapsules is a parody comic found on Twitter, making fun of the artist PinkyPills awful telling of the Five Nights at Freddy’s story. Made on Drawpile as a collaborative project between multiple artists, the mess of a comic eventually blew up on FNaF twt.
Guy 1: Hey man, have you seen tonight’s BlueyCapsules update? That shit was crazy.
Guy 2: No, not yet. They didn’t update until five am for me, so I was asleep by then.
BlueyCapsules by Local fruit #69 September 5, 2020

blimey mate 

When the Bri'ish person is sus
Blimey mate, least I don't get shot while doin maffs in skewl. Also, you Americans don't have free elfcare. Quite sad innit?
blimey mate by TotallyNotAnIdiot January 4, 2021

BlimeyCow 

BlimeyCow is a comedy Youtube Channel which stars siblings Jordan and Josh Taylor and Josh's wife Kelli Taylor. They are known for being very sarcastic in their videos and having Christian themes. They currently have 2 different weekly shows. Messy Monday's is usually about a trending or controversial topic. Jordan's Messyges are videos where viewers send in their questions and Jordan answers them.
Bryson: "Have you seen that new BlimeyCow episode? It was hilarious!"

Me: "Yeah I did! Jordan is so sarcastic!"
BlimeyCow by LoveAddict5 June 21, 2014

Gor blimey 

A minced oath: a contraction of the phrase "God Blind Me". An expression of shocked, unhappy surprise. Used mostly in the UK, even though "God Blimey" was used in 1922 book 'Ulysses'.
Gor Blimey! This music sucks arse!
Gor blimey by Pookle Iam November 9, 2013

Blimeycow 

A youtube channel that's good because it's actually Christian rather than just bland pretend to be happy media marketed to people who go to church on Sunday sometimes. Maybe. If the weather is nice.
"Man, those Blimeycow guys are actually talking about things that happen in real life! Who knew Christianity had anything to do with that?"
Blimeycow by happytocoexist December 2, 2013
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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