blimpey

getting fellated while taking a crap

I ate a 22 ounce steak and mom gave me a blimpey while it came out, well two things came out

by SuperGayHomo November 8, 2002

Blimpsy

1. What you call your grandparents when she's boozy.

Dude you're grandma was so blimpsy last night she could barely walk!

by BatwomanLovesDucks September 4, 2015

blimey mate

When the Bri'ish person is sus

Blimey mate, least I don't get shot while doin maffs in skewl. Also, you Americans don't have free elfcare. Quite sad innit?

by TotallyNotAnIdiot January 4, 2021

Blimped

The state of being high, blazed, baked

dude, ryan we were so blimped last night!

by Dino Susan January 1, 2009

BlimeyCow

BlimeyCow is a comedy Youtube Channel which stars siblings Jordan and Josh Taylor and Josh's wife Kelli Taylor. They are known for being very sarcastic in their videos and having Christian themes. They currently have 2 different weekly shows. Messy Monday's is usually about a trending or controversial topic. Jordan's Messyges are videos where viewers send in their questions and Jordan answers them.

Bryson: "Have you seen that new BlimeyCow episode? It was hilarious!"

Me: "Yeah I did! Jordan is so sarcastic!"

by LoveAddict5 June 21, 2014

Gor blimey

A minced oath: a contraction of the phrase "God Blind Me". An expression of shocked, unhappy surprise. Used mostly in the UK, even though "God Blimey" was used in 1922 book 'Ulysses'.

Gor Blimey! This music sucks arse!

by Pookle Iam November 9, 2013

Blimeycow

A youtube channel that's good because it's actually Christian rather than just bland pretend to be happy media marketed to people who go to church on Sunday sometimes. Maybe. If the weather is nice.

"Man, those Blimeycow guys are actually talking about things that happen in real life! Who knew Christianity had anything to do with that?"

by happytocoexist December 2, 2013