festicle

An old man's nasty-ass testicle; Festicles=A festering pair of old balls.

I'm sorry Grandpa, but noone's touched your filthy festicles in 27 years.

by B-Town May 13, 2003

DCBHI

Dead Center ButtHole Itch. Everyone gets it!

Man, fucking DCBHI ruined my date!

by b-town November 06, 2004

Tyzler

The flab of skin that covers the penis.

My girl was so scared of my tyzler she refused to suck me until i got circumsized.

by B-town June 05, 2004

swectum

A sweaty ass. Also, see swanus.

It's so damn hot out here I got a mean case of swectum.

by B-Town May 08, 2003

Duck Butter

It is when your butthole itches, so you run to the bathroom and itch it with some TP. You examen that TP and lo and behold! That little bit of yellow on the TP is a 'pat' of duckbutter. Everyone gets Duck Butter sometimes. Listen, fuck how everyone else defined this word. this is the truth!

Man this duckbutter is making my asshole itch!

by b-town November 06, 2004

onesome

I would assume this means masturbation.

Many people fantasize about a threesome but all they're gettin is a onesome

by b-town September 06, 2003

blumpey

A ho sucks your dick while you take a shit.

After that blumpey I felt daaamn good; I lost my spunk and my shit at one sitting!

by B-Town May 13, 2003