blumler 

Taking a poo or excreting into a partners mouth then aggressively thrusting her throat (skull fuck)

“Oi tony, never guess what, me and that girl I met did a blumler it was well filthy”

blumler by Dittyskit December 13, 2017

blumperbating

masturbating while taking a shit

Are you kidding dude? Blumperbating's the best!

blumperbating by Baker146 January 13, 2011

Blumer 

An ardent fan of actor Jeff Goldblum.

My blumer friend owns multiple copies of The Fly on LaserDisc.

Blumer by NotAgentClark November 3, 2010

blumberfucked

Getting really drunk to the point where vomiting and blackouts are expected.

Ryan: Yo, let's go get blumberfucked tonight!

blumberfucked by nova46 September 10, 2009

Blumberg 

(verb) the act of taking a female out on a date for the sole purpose of getting laid.

Larry Stevens: Yoo! I just took Mona Lisa out on a date and totally got laid.
Jerry: Dude, you totally Blumberged her!

Blumberg by chyuuuuurp January 5, 2011

Blumperation 

The act of throwing a party or celebration for a friend who has just recieved a blumpkin.

"Dude, Matt just got a blumpkin and we are throwing a blumperation. Can you bring the chips?"

Blumperation by Jolly Jose June 2, 2007

Blumpersal 

Getting a blowjob while the GIRL is taking a shit. Reverse blumpkin.

I thought she was going to pee, but instead she pulled me in and gave me a blumpersal. Nothing like getting your knob polished to the sound of violent diarrhea.

Blumpersal by O.G.-YaYo December 2, 2009