goldblum

Not just a win, but a win of the most epic proportions. Originated from Flyntologists during the first holy Texmas, it is named after Flyntologist Lord and Savior Jeff Goldblum. Not to be capitalized, as it is not used as a proper noun.

Antonym: Brundle

Amy is the best friend I've ever had. Friend goldblum.

by the sloze. September 12, 2010

Goldblum

To sneakily attack someone using only your fingers or a long object. Because Jeff Goldblum has creepy, unusually long fingers.

I'm gonna Goldblum Jack with a french fry when he goes to sleep.

by xsuntheweezerx September 24, 2015

Goldblum

To be raped after a breaking and entering. Either commited by street thugs or in prison. the term was coined from 1974's classic film Death Wish where jeff Goldblum rapes the main characters daughter.

Cory: yo man

Friend: what?
Cory: dont go in your cell man theyll goldblum your ass.

by Chris Dolmeph June 18, 2018

Goldblum

noun
1. The cousin of the blumpkin, a goldblum consists of receiving a blow job or oral sex on a toilet while simultaneously using a bidet

I can't believe that she game me a goldblum the other day. The bidet was the best part.

by PandaMan PHD May 31, 2020

Goldblum'd

The act of bombarding one's social networking page with various Jeff Goldblum photos.

Filling up someone's entire front comments page with photos of Jeff Goldblum from various movies and public appearances. The person will then respond back to the intended target with the phrase, " GOLDBLUM'D ".

by outletpro October 16, 2009

Goldblum list

The list of people you find ridiculously attractive but cannot understand why.

Also referred to as the G list

Hey did you see Har Mar Superstar's new video?
Oh my God yes, he is definately ranking high on my Goldblum list.

I saw that interview with Adam Sandler last night.
Oh he made the G list!

by Ugly Lovers of the World Unite May 28, 2010

Goldblum'd

1. The act of unknowingly changing someone's computer background to a picture of actor Jeff Goldblum - sandy and nude - on the beach.

2. One literally Goldbluming themselves by taking a photo of themselves giving the goat and setting it as someone's computer background.

Some kid left his laptop at the house, so I Goldblum'd him.

by Doctor Ian Malcolm January 24, 2011