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goldblum 

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Not just a win, but a win of the most epic proportions. Originated from Flyntologists during the first holy Texmas, it is named after Flyntologist Lord and Savior Jeff Goldblum. Not to be capitalized, as it is not used as a proper noun.

Antonym: Brundle
Amy is the best friend I've ever had. Friend goldblum.
goldblum by the sloze. September 12, 2010
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Goldblum 

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To sneakily attack someone using only your fingers or a long object. Because Jeff Goldblum has creepy, unusually long fingers.
I'm gonna Goldblum Jack with a french fry when he goes to sleep.
Goldblum by xsuntheweezerx September 24, 2015
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Goldblum 

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To be raped after a breaking and entering. Either commited by street thugs or in prison. the term was coined from 1974's classic film Death Wish where jeff Goldblum rapes the main characters daughter.
Cory: yo man

Friend: what?
Cory: dont go in your cell man theyll goldblum your ass.
Goldblum by Chris Dolmeph June 18, 2018
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Goldblum 

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noun
1. The cousin of the blumpkin, a goldblum consists of receiving a blow job or oral sex on a toilet while simultaneously using a bidet
I can't believe that she game me a goldblum the other day. The bidet was the best part.
Goldblum by PandaMan PHD May 31, 2020
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Goldblum'd 

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The act of bombarding one's social networking page with various Jeff Goldblum photos.
Filling up someone's entire front comments page with photos of Jeff Goldblum from various movies and public appearances. The person will then respond back to the intended target with the phrase, " GOLDBLUM'D ".
Goldblum'd by outletpro October 16, 2009
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Goldblum list 

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The list of people you find ridiculously attractive but cannot understand why.

Also referred to as the G list
Hey did you see Har Mar Superstar's new video?
Oh my God yes, he is definately ranking high on my Goldblum list.

I saw that interview with Adam Sandler last night.
Oh he made the G list!
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Goldblum'd 

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1. The act of unknowingly changing someone's computer background to a picture of actor Jeff Goldblum - sandy and nude - on the beach.

2. One literally Goldbluming themselves by taking a photo of themselves giving the goat and setting it as someone's computer background.
Some kid left his laptop at the house, so I Goldblum'd him.
Goldblum'd by Doctor Ian Malcolm January 24, 2011
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