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My blumer friend owns multiple copies of The Fly on LaserDisc.
Blumer by NotAgentClark November 3, 2010
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Someone who is misunderstood by STD carrying whore ex-girlfriends.
Why don't you go down on me blumer?
Because your pussy smells like death.
blumer by chrisBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB September 23, 2009
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a person who develops late, whether it be sexually, mentally or physically. Usually tends to be a bluff muff who wears black and has junk in the trunk.
person 1: you are such a blumer
person 2: almost as late as leslie
blumer by tatal November 8, 2008

blumperbating

Are you kidding dude? Blumperbating's the best!
blumperbating by Baker146 January 13, 2011

Blumprito 

While getting a blumpkin eating a burrito. A hot, nasty, filthy burrito.
I totally got a blumprito in the bathroom of T-Bell.
Blumprito by John speaker November 26, 2010

Blueryai 

The Baddest and thickest streamer known to man kind, known for his gyat and being gay with fellow streamer YXL Salah, and is the founder of the community BBG (big booty gorillas)
Yo I just beated to blueryai

Bluterus 

The female equivalent of blue balls. When a woman is aroused to a point where stopping the sexual stimulation becomes highly frustrating and/or physically uncomfortable.
Don't stop in the middle of getting your lady off, or she'll get bluterus and resent your dumb ass.
Bluterus by Badwig February 11, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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