Blummer 

The applicable term to describe colossal disappointment that can only resemble being very close to accruing a blumpkin just to have the slut back out at the last minute.

ME: did i tell you of this slut that i fuggin got a blow job from last night bro?
JV: what? no haha do tell
ME: so.. im at this party. this chicks totally eye fuckin me. im drinkin heaps of beer and the smothered burrito i ate isnt sittin so hot on my belly. she ends up grabbin my junk and tells me to meet her in the bathroom. niiiiiize. but when i get there she was pukin her slutty cheap vodka up. i just shut the door and took a shit upstairs. talk about a blummer.

Blummer by umbels September 19, 2010

blummer 

An expensive gift given to a significant other.

Tim got joyce a blummer

blummer by chheaaa! December 22, 2009

blummer 

your pal

"oi blummer, how ya doing mate."

blummer by platypuskoolaid June 3, 2018

Bernie Bummer 

The male version of a Debbie Downer.

Don't be a Bernie Bummer.

Bernie Bummer by The Man To Beat August 14, 2010

blammer 

Gun, usually a large caliber weapon.

Ay cuz, better grab the blammer, this ninja over here is looking like he might need to get served.

blammer by ceerip707 February 8, 2018

dog bummer 

dogu bummer is a rare Japanese game series on PS3 and Dreamcast. In it you play a avatar called Greek Darran who's sole mission is to bum dogs under a strict timescale.

Dogu Bummer 2 is the best in the series, you get to play as the dogs as well as Greek Darran. Greek Darran be bear Dog Bummer. You get me?

dog bummer by LynClarke December 4, 2012

Kowa bummer 

When ur dad dies or something tragic happens to someone

“My dad died” “kowa bummer”

Kowa bummer by Bumblehumble May 2, 2022