Blumke

To receive a blow job while having a shit.

As it's your birthday today I'll give you a blumke as a special treat.

by Qabbalah September 18, 2020

Blumke

When you get a blowjob whilst you're having a shit.

"Mitch is in the doghouse again."
"why? What's happened?"

"He asked Kerri Anne for a blumke."

by Kinneth September 17, 2020

Blumke

When your wife has a three way with a Nigerian and a pit bull

I had a friend once. His wife would Blumke him every time she went to Vegas

by MattJGoaltender69 January 22, 2020

tarmac blumke

To defecate on your partner's chest, and smear the excrement into their chest with your bottom, while they perform oral sex

She's a 1, but she's up for a tarmac blumke

by Fathead Chad July 01, 2024