Definitions by karnakdave

Jobson 

The act of a parent bird regurgitating food into a baby bird's mouth. Named for Ruprect Jobson the famed ornithologist that first photographed the behavior in 1869

Adult birds have to jobson their chicks at least their body weight in protein a day

Jobson by karnakdave March 1, 2023

Upper Dutch Blumkin 

the combination of an

Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)

In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head

this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud

I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin

Upper Dutch Blumkin by karnakdave July 28, 2011

Reverse Cowboy 

When a person stands on the seat of a toilet in a stall, facing the wall, and deficates. From that angle it looks like they are riding the toilet.

Oh man he must be used to a squat toilet because I walked in on him doing the Reverse Cowboy - close the door motherfucker!

Reverse Cowboy by karnakdave August 11, 2008

oogla 

description or nickname of a VERY VERY ugly person

Comes from 80s cartoon Thundarr The Barberian - His sidekick's name was Oogla the Mok

That guy is beyond fugly, he is OOGLA!

Man - that kid is so ugly they should have named her Oogla.

oogla by karnakdave January 31, 2005

m60 man

a man that hits on every girl that he sees - figuring that eventually he will get lucky

like spraying a machine gun on full auto - eventually - you hit something

also referred to as Spray and Pray

Look at Mr Spray and Pray over there - that M60 man over there just got shot down and is moving on already

m60 man by karnakdave January 31, 2005