blumken

to get a blowjob and shit at the same time
The bitch gave me a blumken
by asspiss April 23, 2003
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country blumken

to take a shit and get a blowjow simeltaneously while in an outhouse.
I got a country blumken from my sister at camp last year. She said I wasn't as good as daddy.
by Thomas Theleman December 04, 2006
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