the combination of an

Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)

In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head

this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud

I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin

Upper Dutch Blumkin by karnakdave July 28, 2011

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Amir Blumenfeld

An amazingly funny and talented man from College Humor. He is best known for his role in Jake and Amir which can be found at jakeandamir.com

person 1 "Yo, did you see the new Jake and Amir skit?" Person 2 "Hell yea! Amir Blumenfeld was hilarious. TWINZIES..or whateva."

Amir Blumenfeld by Andie Boudreaux January 26, 2009

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Blumke

To receive a blow job while having a shit.

As it's your birthday today I'll give you a blumke as a special treat.

Blumke by Qabbalah September 18, 2020

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Blumenthal mistake

Giving the impression that one served in the military in a capacity one did not

Named after Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Richard Blumenthal, who used language that implied he had served overseas during the Viet Nam war

"I didn't serve in Vietnam. I don't want to make a Blumenthal mistake here."--Joe Biden, in a speech to veterans on May 25, 2010

Blumenthal mistake by ScAllze May 27, 2010

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blumkin

The term BLumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.

"Bitch get your ass in here and give me a blumkin!"

blumkin by Gary B January 12, 2005

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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