blumken

to get a blowjob and shit at the same time

The bitch gave me a blumken

by asspiss April 23, 2003

country blumken

to take a shit and get a blowjow simeltaneously while in an outhouse.

I got a country blumken from my sister at camp last year. She said I wasn't as good as daddy.

by Thomas Theleman December 6, 2006

Upper Dutch Blumkin

the combination of an

Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)

In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head

this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud

I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin

by karnakdave July 28, 2011

Amir Blumenfeld

An amazingly funny and talented man from College Humor. He is best known for his role in Jake and Amir which can be found at jakeandamir.com

person 1 "Yo, did you see the new Jake and Amir skit?" Person 2 "Hell yea! Amir Blumenfeld was hilarious. TWINZIES..or whateva."

by Andie Boudreaux January 26, 2009

Blumke

To receive a blow job while having a shit.

As it's your birthday today I'll give you a blumke as a special treat.

by Qabbalah September 18, 2020

Blumenthal mistake

Giving the impression that one served in the military in a capacity one did not

Named after Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Richard Blumenthal, who used language that implied he had served overseas during the Viet Nam war

"I didn't serve in Vietnam. I don't want to make a Blumenthal mistake here."--Joe Biden, in a speech to veterans on May 25, 2010

by ScAllze May 27, 2010

blumkin

The term BLumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.

"Bitch get your ass in here and give me a blumkin!"

by Gary B January 12, 2005