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The act of simultaneously receiving a bloxie (bj while playing xbox live) and getting a tactical nuke in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.
Some guy: Yo dude I just got like 3 blukes last night!

Other guy: I'm so jealous dude, did you time it just right so you jizzed while the nuke exploded?

Some Guy: Fuck yeah!
Bluke by DeadxxNigsxxFTW February 19, 2010
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a swirl, the color Bluke is black and light or dark blue together
Bluke by gekkou kitsune March 26, 2011
A bluke is an backward, uneducated, inarticulate person of rural Appalachian upbringing.
Hundreds of blukes have emerged from the woods and hollows in search of employment.
bluke by Accuhio September 27, 2007
To have to suddenly move from your current position in a timely manner - usually used in conjunction with doing something wrong or illegal and often associated with moving as fast as you possibly can.

Very similar meaning to legging it
"Shit, the cops are here - Let's bluke!"
Bluke by PhatYack December 12, 2018
The nickname for the best actor in the history of the world: Marc Blucas.

He played Riley Finn in Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He'll play your face with his fist if you don't follow his every move as an actor.
"The best actor in the world is Bluke. BLUKE!"
bluke by Ryan Schenck February 26, 2008

blake madez 

A great rapper and fashion icon
Your music is great like blake Madez’s songs and you dress good like blake madez
blake madez by Jaden789 June 13, 2020