blowcap
blowcap by Mike Hawkizlarge August 14, 2010
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blowcake
A cake which has previously had candles in it which were blown out with no regard for good hygiene or the fact that we're not 8 years old anymore.
I heard there was cake in the conference room but it's Doron's birthday and they put candles in it and he blew all over it and I sure as hell ain't eating his blowcake.
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blowcap • Blowcation • Blowlapse • Blowapalooza • Blowaphilia • Blowapiece • Blowcaine • blowcano • blowcat • blowcational School
Blowlapse
Blowlapse by McBoneyard January 24, 2011
Blowapalooza
Popular event in which usually four or more females are paid to give head to dozens of men sequentially.
The client pays a fee to dispense as much semen as they want into these girls in a two hour period. The receptacles may be receiving secretions, for six to eight hours as the mongers rotate through the Hookers.
Differs and is often confused with gang bang. Blowapalooza involves a streetwalker blowing one person at a time while gang bang is more than one person having sex with a female at the same time.
The client pays a fee to dispense as much semen as they want into these girls in a two hour period. The receptacles may be receiving secretions, for six to eight hours as the mongers rotate through the Hookers.
Differs and is often confused with gang bang. Blowapalooza involves a streetwalker blowing one person at a time while gang bang is more than one person having sex with a female at the same time.
Blowapalooza by SuraScent June 7, 2007
blowcano
"I'm having a huge party at my house on Saturday, there's gonna be tons of hot bitches and blowcano on the coffee table. Come down."
blowcano by boredindustries April 3, 2008
Napoleon Blownapart
Infamous vertically-challenged 19th-century Corsican emperor with a penchant for high explosives. Majorly suffering from "little-man syndrome", he would often resort to blowing up everything around him in a desperate attempt to be noticed; this usually failed because (A) everyone within a ten-mile radius would always evacuate as soon as he started his countdown, and (B) nobody could see him through all the smoke and flying debris in the aftermath of his "glorious" handiwork.
Citizen (hearing loud explosion in distance): Well --- sounds like old Napoleon Blownapart is at it again down in the quarry!
Napoleon Blownapart by QuacksO September 25, 2012
Blowcaine
Dope Fiend #1:"Dude I got some poppers and amyl nitrate and some nose candy. Wanna get fucked up?"
Dope Fiend #2:"What the fuck is 'nose candy'? If you mean blowcaine then lets go just leave those poppers and amyl nitrate outta the mix."
Dope Fiend #2:"What the fuck is 'nose candy'? If you mean blowcaine then lets go just leave those poppers and amyl nitrate outta the mix."
Blowcaine by Chairman Of The Bored July 29, 2008
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