blowcap 

Capping off the night with a warm and sloppy blowjob

Timmy was having a horrible night until it ended with a blowcap from Tammy.

blowcap by Mike Hawkizlarge August 14, 2010

blowcake 

A cake which has previously had candles in it which were blown out with no regard for good hygiene or the fact that we're not 8 years old anymore.

I heard there was cake in the conference room but it's Doron's birthday and they put candles in it and he blew all over it and I sure as hell ain't eating his blowcake.

blowcake by j$.devops April 8, 2011

Blowlapse 

Giving a blow-job to a prolapsed colon.

Suzy came over on Tuesday and gave me a good Blowlapse.Also known as a Camden Candy Apple.

Blowlapse by McBoneyard January 24, 2011

Blowapalooza

Popular event in which usually four or more females are paid to give head to dozens of men sequentially.

The client pays a fee to dispense as much semen as they want into these girls in a two hour period. The receptacles may be receiving secretions, for six to eight hours as the mongers rotate through the Hookers.

Differs and is often confused with gang bang. Blowapalooza involves a streetwalker blowing one person at a time while gang bang is more than one person having sex with a female at the same time.

Everybody did Sarita at the Blowapalooza?

She’s one of the Blowapalooza girls.

Blowapalooza by SuraScent June 7, 2007

blowcano

A mountain of cocaine.

"I'm having a huge party at my house on Saturday, there's gonna be tons of hot bitches and blowcano on the coffee table. Come down."

blowcano by boredindustries April 3, 2008

Napoleon Blownapart 

Infamous vertically-challenged 19th-century Corsican emperor with a penchant for high explosives. Majorly suffering from "little-man syndrome", he would often resort to blowing up everything around him in a desperate attempt to be noticed; this usually failed because (A) everyone within a ten-mile radius would always evacuate as soon as he started his countdown, and (B) nobody could see him through all the smoke and flying debris in the aftermath of his "glorious" handiwork.

Citizen (hearing loud explosion in distance): Well --- sounds like old Napoleon Blownapart is at it again down in the quarry!

Napoleon Blownapart by QuacksO September 25, 2012

Blowcaine 

Slang term for cocaine. Also the name of the Jake&Jackie Show fan forum.

Dope Fiend #1:"Dude I got some poppers and amyl nitrate and some nose candy. Wanna get fucked up?"
Dope Fiend #2:"What the fuck is 'nose candy'? If you mean blowcaine then lets go just leave those poppers and amyl nitrate outta the mix."

Blowcaine by Chairman Of The Bored July 29, 2008