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blowcake 

A cake which has previously had candles in it which were blown out with no regard for good hygiene or the fact that we're not 8 years old anymore.
I heard there was cake in the conference room but it's Doron's birthday and they put candles in it and he blew all over it and I sure as hell ain't eating his blowcake.
blowcake by j$.devops April 8, 2011
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An alternative way of saying cocaine. Coined first by Zach Cregger of Whitest Kids U' Know.
"I told her I was gonna be in the woods for 2 weeks fighting ghosts or something, but then I went to my second apartment and did a shitload of brocaine." - Zach Cregger.
brocaine by poisonpoyson August 1, 2009
"I'm having a huge party at my house on Saturday, there's gonna be tons of hot bitches and blowcano on the coffee table. Come down."
blowcano by boredindustries April 3, 2008

blowvocaine 

The act of turning a penis numbing condom inside out, applying the condom on the penis, and then having your significant other unknowingly give you a blowjob in turn numbing their mouth like novocaine.
She was whining about her toothache all night so I did the noble thing and gave her some blowvocaine.

After some blowvocaine, my girlfriend was having some trouble drinking from a straw.
blowvocaine by guitofosho July 16, 2010
A ritual substance used to lower inhibitions; generally lets bros open up to one another and just be bros. Overuse may lead to a possible bromance.
Woah, this brocaine is off the hook... which reminds me, bro... I love you bro.
Brocaine by tsukiatari August 17, 2008

blocaine 

The block form of cocaine.Was invented on the 15th of of september,at approxiamatley 22:35.It is the form that cocaine takes in a world such as tetris.Despite being a drug,in some instances it can also be an alcoholic drink.
She turned to blocaine because her husband was never at home.She used it to drown her sorrows...
blocaine by Great wolf in the sky January 3, 2009