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Blowlapse 

Giving a blow-job to a prolapsed colon.
Suzy came over on Tuesday and gave me a good Blowlapse.Also known as a Camden Candy Apple.
Blowlapse by McBoneyard January 24, 2011
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blowlapse 

Sucking and licking a prolapsed anus
Miroslav fucked me so hard in the butt that my ass fell out, Miro then proceeded to perform a blowlapse on my pink sock
blowlapse by phillysports4for4 March 13, 2016
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Brolapse 

A pact made between close friends that dictates that if a member of their friend group receives a prolapsed anus, the closest bro must fist it back up into its correct location
"Hey bro, you got prolapsed, lemme brolapse that for you."
Brolapse by Jeggs March 12, 2018

Brolapse 

Brolapse, verb:
cease to be proper bros, time apart having incurred a decline from previously high standards of bro-hood; a temporary interval in bro-ness.

noun:
the result of one bro giving it to another bro – strictly no homo, or not, who cares – so good that he gets a retrograde colon; a non-fatal but irksome repercussion of brodomy.
"Man, it's been ages, we've totally brolapsed!"

"Its not gay between bros yo, just a harmless bit of brodomy – unless you brolapse, that's not cool."

Brolapse 

When a bro sticks his fist up another bros’s Ass, grabs hold of whatever he can and pulls it out giving his bro a second appendage to pleasure the multiple ladies he has undoubtedly pulled on a night outside (practice advised to reduce sensitivity).
Bro, man needs some help. Can another man give me a brolapse hold tight my man and bendover another mans got you.
Brolapse by Benbo swaggings December 31, 2017

Brolapse 

Imagine you are having some fun with your bro, just messing around and having fun. Eventually things get a little too crazy and you accidently slip you dick into your bro. This is a common mistake that can happen when you are with your bro. When this happens, you say "sorry bro, didn't mean to do that," and you proceed to pull your dick out of your bro's Dummy Thicc ass cheeks. As you do this, your bro's tight innards grip around your dick with the force of gorilla's clenched fist, this causes your bros interior "man cave" protrudes from his sphincter. Your bro moans a bit as this all unfolds. This series of events is known as a "Brolapse." This definition also applies if your bro does this to you.

tl;dr Brolapse is when you cause your bro to prolapse or vice versa
Yo, last night me and Jeremy got little to crazy and had a Brolapse.
Brolapse by Judi Joofer February 23, 2021

Brolapse 

The reinsertion of organs by one's bro when a weightlifter experiences a prolapse during a monster set of squats. Usually accompanied by a fist bump and reassertion of "beast-mode" status.
"Matt tried to go beast mode on a 1,200 squat but luckily I was there to brolapse him dude."
Brolapse by Nak Professional Bro January 20, 2013
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