puppet fucked

This is when the puppet configuration management software automatically reverts your manual changes on a server because you forgot to shut it off.

Teich forgot to stop puppet on the webserver before he made changes and 15 minutes later he got puppet fucked.

by j$.devops August 18, 2016

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cloudward

(adj.) Moving in a direction towards putting technology into the cloud.

Dom has not gotten our front-facing infrastructure fully ready to move into the cloud, but he has moved it in a cloudward direction.

by j$.devops December 26, 2015

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The act of diving head first into the groinular area looking for some fresh, salty grundle.

by j$.devops October 05, 2010

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To fully immerse yourself in the internet clouds to help make them fluffy and white.

We need to send Miceli to a cloud administration class so he can encloudenate himself.

by j$.devops April 26, 2017

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A cake which has previously had candles in it which were blown out with no regard for good hygiene or the fact that we're not 8 years old anymore.

I heard there was cake in the conference room but it's Doron's birthday and they put candles in it and he blew all over it and I sure as hell ain't eating his blowcake.

by j$.devops April 08, 2011

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