Definitions by j$.devops

encloudenate 

To fully immerse yourself in the internet clouds to help make them fluffy and white.

We need to send Miceli to a cloud administration class so he can encloudenate himself.

encloudenate by j$.devops April 26, 2017

puppet fucked 

This is when the puppet configuration management software automatically reverts your manual changes on a server because you forgot to shut it off.

Teich forgot to stop puppet on the webserver before he made changes and 15 minutes later he got puppet fucked.

puppet fucked by j$.devops August 18, 2016

cloudward 

(adj.) Moving in a direction towards putting technology into the cloud.

Dom has not gotten our front-facing infrastructure fully ready to move into the cloud, but he has moved it in a cloudward direction.

cloudward by j$.devops December 26, 2015

blowcake 

A cake which has previously had candles in it which were blown out with no regard for good hygiene or the fact that we're not 8 years old anymore.

I heard there was cake in the conference room but it's Doron's birthday and they put candles in it and he blew all over it and I sure as hell ain't eating his blowcake.

blowcake by j$.devops April 8, 2011

grundle fish

The act of diving head first into the groinular area looking for some fresh, salty grundle.

Gian grundle fishes like a truffle pig looking for black gold.

grundle fish by j$.devops October 5, 2010