A cheap and desperate female that is so starved for attention that she is quick to unzip a mans pants and inert his penis. These women usually have deflated self esteems and have bimbo names like Cristal or Jaimie.

That blow jobber was eager to orally please my husband.

blow jobber by suhweetT November 1, 2013

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blow jibberish

The act of talking while giving a blow job, producing muffled speech.

Stop talking blow jibberish while going down on me, ask me what I want for dinner when I'm done!

blow jibberish by Aulapay2 December 17, 2014

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blowjobbery

When a girl gives you a blowjob but you give her nothing in return. It's like robbing the blowjob, so blowjobbery.

That bitch was pissed after that act of blowjobbery.

blowjobbery by Tony C Montana February 24, 2007

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Blowjobber

Someone who has perfected the art of orally stimulating penis through years of training and hard work.

"God, I'm gonna jizz. You're such a good blowjobber, Ryan."

Blowjobber by Mr. bIG D May 27, 2015

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Blowjobbery

Referring to the various acts and degrees of a blowjob while maintaining never having given a full blowjob.

Bardalin: Hey! I didn't actually give him a blow job, I only had it in my mouth for like a minute.
Cranston: So it was like a slip of the tongue tip of the dong type situation?
Bradalin: Yea and I didn't go up and down I just kinda went side to side.

Cranston: Now that's some blowjobbery there!

Blowjobbery by MavisBeacon21 May 20, 2013

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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