blowjobbery

When a girl gives you a blowjob but you give her nothing in return. It's like robbing the blowjob, so blowjobbery.

That bitch was pissed after that act of blowjobbery.

by Tony C Montana February 24, 2007

Blowjobbery

Referring to the various acts and degrees of a blowjob while maintaining never having given a full blowjob.

Bardalin: Hey! I didn't actually give him a blow job, I only had it in my mouth for like a minute.
Cranston: So it was like a slip of the tongue tip of the dong type situation?
Bradalin: Yea and I didn't go up and down I just kinda went side to side.

Cranston: Now that's some blowjobbery there!

by MavisBeacon21 May 20, 2013

blowjobbery

Pertaining to the study of blowjobs, ie. how to perform, recieve etc. Most often not recieving.

Aadith: So, what's your major?
Steven: Bus/Econ with a minor in math.
Aadith: You mean a minor in blowjobbery?

by m0d May 13, 2005

Blowjobbery

When a British person sucks someone else's penis and/or vagina and/or bajina.

I do say good sir! I see her committing foul acts of blowjobbery on that male! Jolly good day!

by jesusus June 7, 2011

Blowjobbery

Multiple blowjobs simultaneously

thats some nice blowjobbery man.

by bob fag June 11, 2011

blowjober

Someone who likes to suck penis.

Sheila was a blowjober.

I wanna be a blowjober.

by punrockerasd April 28, 2006

Sweet Blowjobby Metal

(noun) der. from "metal music that is so good it feels like a sweet blowjob"-

1.) Death metal music that is so brutally awesome it feels like totally amazing felacio, even for a woman

2.) The Dethalbum

3.) Dethalbum II

4.) Metalocalpyse seasons 1-3
5.) All seasons of Metalocaplypse and all other CDs produced by Dethklok thereafter

1.) I just returned for the evening from the Dethklok/Mastadon concert and still can not get enough of that sweet blowjobby metal.

2.) Even after sitting 6 inches away from a 50 inch television screen for a six-hour marathon fix of Dethkok's sweet blowjobby metal.

by OfdensenForever November 10, 2009