blowjobbery
When a girl gives you a blowjob but you give her nothing in return. It's like robbing the blowjob, so blowjobbery.
blowjobbery by Tony C Montana February 24, 2007
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Blowjobbery
Referring to the various acts and degrees of a blowjob while maintaining never having given a full blowjob.
Bardalin: Hey! I didn't actually give him a blow job, I only had it in my mouth for like a minute.
Cranston: So it was like a slip of the tongue tip of the dong type situation?
Bradalin: Yea and I didn't go up and down I just kinda went side to side.
Cranston: Now that's some blowjobbery there!
Cranston: So it was like a slip of the tongue tip of the dong type situation?
Bradalin: Yea and I didn't go up and down I just kinda went side to side.
Cranston: Now that's some blowjobbery there!
Blowjobbery by MavisBeacon21 May 20, 2013
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Steven: Bus/Econ with a minor in math.
Aadith: You mean a minor in blowjobbery?
Steven: Bus/Econ with a minor in math.
Aadith: You mean a minor in blowjobbery?
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Sweet Blowjobby Metal
(noun) der. from "metal music that is so good it feels like a sweet blowjob"-
1.) Death metal music that is so brutally awesome it feels like totally amazing felacio, even for a woman
2.) The Dethalbum
3.) Dethalbum II
4.) Metalocalpyse seasons 1-3
5.) All seasons of Metalocaplypse and all other CDs produced by Dethklok thereafter
1.) Death metal music that is so brutally awesome it feels like totally amazing felacio, even for a woman
2.) The Dethalbum
3.) Dethalbum II
4.) Metalocalpyse seasons 1-3
5.) All seasons of Metalocaplypse and all other CDs produced by Dethklok thereafter
1.) I just returned for the evening from the Dethklok/Mastadon concert and still can not get enough of that sweet blowjobby metal.
2.) Even after sitting 6 inches away from a 50 inch television screen for a six-hour marathon fix of Dethkok's sweet blowjobby metal.
2.) Even after sitting 6 inches away from a 50 inch television screen for a six-hour marathon fix of Dethkok's sweet blowjobby metal.
Sweet Blowjobby Metal by OfdensenForever November 10, 2009
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