blowjobbery 

When a girl gives you a blowjob but you give her nothing in return. It's like robbing the blowjob, so blowjobbery.

That bitch was pissed after that act of blowjobbery.

blowjobbery by Tony C Montana February 24, 2007

Blowjobbery 

Referring to the various acts and degrees of a blowjob while maintaining never having given a full blowjob.

Bardalin: Hey! I didn't actually give him a blow job, I only had it in my mouth for like a minute.
Cranston: So it was like a slip of the tongue tip of the dong type situation?
Bradalin: Yea and I didn't go up and down I just kinda went side to side.

Cranston: Now that's some blowjobbery there!

Blowjobbery by MavisBeacon21 May 20, 2013

blowjobbery 

Pertaining to the study of blowjobs, ie. how to perform, recieve etc. Most often not recieving.

Aadith: So, what's your major?
Steven: Bus/Econ with a minor in math.
Aadith: You mean a minor in blowjobbery?

blowjobbery by m0d May 13, 2005

Blowjobbery 

When a British person sucks someone else's penis and/or vagina and/or bajina.

I do say good sir! I see her committing foul acts of blowjobbery on that male! Jolly good day!

Blowjobbery by jesusus June 7, 2011

Blowjobbery 

Multiple blowjobs simultaneously

thats some nice blowjobbery man.

Blowjobbery by bob fag June 11, 2011

blowjober 

Someone who likes to suck penis.

Sheila was a blowjober.

I wanna be a blowjober.

blowjober by punrockerasd April 28, 2006

Sweet Blowjobby Metal 

(noun) der. from "metal music that is so good it feels like a sweet blowjob"-

1.) Death metal music that is so brutally awesome it feels like totally amazing felacio, even for a woman

2.) The Dethalbum

3.) Dethalbum II

4.) Metalocalpyse seasons 1-3
5.) All seasons of Metalocaplypse and all other CDs produced by Dethklok thereafter

1.) I just returned for the evening from the Dethklok/Mastadon concert and still can not get enough of that sweet blowjobby metal.

2.) Even after sitting 6 inches away from a 50 inch television screen for a six-hour marathon fix of Dethkok's sweet blowjobby metal.

Sweet Blowjobby Metal by OfdensenForever November 10, 2009