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blowjobbery 

When a girl gives you a blowjob but you give her nothing in return. It's like robbing the blowjob, so blowjobbery.
That bitch was pissed after that act of blowjobbery.
blowjobbery by Tony C Montana February 24, 2007
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Blowjobbery 

Referring to the various acts and degrees of a blowjob while maintaining never having given a full blowjob.
Bardalin: Hey! I didn't actually give him a blow job, I only had it in my mouth for like a minute.
Cranston: So it was like a slip of the tongue tip of the dong type situation?
Bradalin: Yea and I didn't go up and down I just kinda went side to side.

Cranston: Now that's some blowjobbery there!
Blowjobbery by MavisBeacon21 May 20, 2013

blowjobbery 

Pertaining to the study of blowjobs, ie. how to perform, recieve etc. Most often not recieving.
Aadith: So, what's your major?
Steven: Bus/Econ with a minor in math.
Aadith: You mean a minor in blowjobbery?
blowjobbery by m0d May 13, 2005

Blowjobbery 

When a British person sucks someone else's penis and/or vagina and/or bajina.
I do say good sir! I see her committing foul acts of blowjobbery on that male! Jolly good day!
Blowjobbery by jesusus June 7, 2011

Blowjobbery 

thats some nice blowjobbery man.
Blowjobbery by bob fag June 11, 2011

blowjober 

Someone who likes to suck penis.
Sheila was a blowjober.

I wanna be a blowjober.
blowjober by punrockerasd April 28, 2006

Sweet Blowjobby Metal 

(noun) der. from "metal music that is so good it feels like a sweet blowjob"-

1.) Death metal music that is so brutally awesome it feels like totally amazing felacio, even for a woman

2.) The Dethalbum

3.) Dethalbum II

4.) Metalocalpyse seasons 1-3
5.) All seasons of Metalocaplypse and all other CDs produced by Dethklok thereafter
1.) I just returned for the evening from the Dethklok/Mastadon concert and still can not get enough of that sweet blowjobby metal.

2.) Even after sitting 6 inches away from a 50 inch television screen for a six-hour marathon fix of Dethkok's sweet blowjobby metal.
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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