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blowjobber 

A person who perform the act of oral sex in exchange of money, goods and other services, using the common idea of supply and demand in our capitalist economy.
"Now Children, beware of Mrs. Hairywinkle, she is a blowjobber!"
blowjobber by RichKSU December 13, 2008

Alabama blowjobber 

The act where a man inserts a pocket pussy into the tailpipe of a truck and fucks it while a friend hits the accelerator pedal.
Johnny's girlfriend wouldn't sleep with him so he asked me to help him preform an Alabama Blowjobber.

blow jobber 

A cheap and desperate female that is so starved for attention that she is quick to unzip a mans pants and inert his penis. These women usually have deflated self esteems and have bimbo names like Cristal or Jaimie.
That blow jobber was eager to orally please my husband.
blow jobber by suhweetT November 1, 2013

blowjober 

Someone who likes to suck penis.
Sheila was a blowjober.

I wanna be a blowjober.
blowjober by punrockerasd April 28, 2006

blowjobless 

A blowjob drought of 6 or more months.
"Ever since you grew that goatee you've been blowjobless"
blowjobless by DanofA November 14, 2009

Blowjobed 

Blowjobed.
Blowjobed.
Blowjobed by truegrit__ May 23, 2020
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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