Blonket 

1) A blanket where you can't find the longer side at night.

2) A blanket that shapes shifts at night to a uneven polygon where you can't be comfortable in it.

At night I can never find the long side of my blonket

Blonket by Dam street June 23, 2020

Popcorn Sex Blanket 

A blanket used for nights or days of marathon sex and or bedroom olympics . When nourishment is need for excessive caloric burn, popcorn is consumed.

You should of seen how many times I made her pop last night, on that popcorn sex blanket.

Popcorn Sex Blanket by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 6, 2019

Rock Blanket 

A bed covering consisting of fabric enclosed pellets (glass or plastic) to increase the weight on one's body which can increase the level of comfort for some individual's.

The rock blanket helped me to sleep comfortably last night.

Rock Blanket by MegaSkiFree March 24, 2022

Butt blanket 

Pants.

I could barely fit into my butt blanket today.

Butt blanket by The anti-funhugger April 11, 2015

skank blanket 

When a guy wakes up the next morning after a hard night out to find a butt ugly chick curled up next to him.

Hey, did you see that skank blanket spooning Steve last night on the couch.... Yeah dude that was my sister... Oh my bad.

skank blanket by tinkerbell_1 January 2, 2011

nut blanket 

This is the weird layer or coating that covers a peanut.

Man, I was eating some peanuts in my truck and now my seat is covered in nut blankets!

nut blanket by Epididymitis May 15, 2018

squirrel blanket 

an example of nonfunctional knitting, weaving, or other fabric art

rosie the artist had some squirrel blankets in rachel's show at the gallery for women and their work

squirrel blanket by bossa screwanova September 14, 2009