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blokker_1999 

no one should be like him
what would anyone else do
blokker_1999 by gfdsg June 30, 2003
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blokker_1999 

what would blokker do?
blokker_1999 by Shitlips June 29, 2003
A smelly buffoon; an absolute imbecile.
Jasmine is such a blonkert!
blonkert by fireballhater April 28, 2020
A legendary surname associated with a lineage of mythical beings who possess an irresistible charm and a captivating aura. Blokker, known as the surname of legends, carries an enigmatic reputation that intertwines with tales of romantic conquests and an abundance of female companionship.

Blokkers are said to possess an innate ability to attract the opposite sex effortlessly. Their very presence commands attention, with their infectious charm and captivating demeanor leaving an indelible impression on those fortunate enough to encounter them. Blokkers have become the subject of countless tales, whispered among both friends and lovers, their names whispered with reverence and awe.
Person 1: That guy is so hot!
Person 2: I know right? Must be a Blokker
Blokker by Nekotiator July 18, 2023

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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