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blokker_1999 

no one should be like him
what would anyone else do
blokker_1999 by gfdsg June 30, 2003
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blokker_1999 

what would blokker do?
blokker_1999 by Shitlips June 29, 2003
A smelly buffoon; an absolute imbecile.
Jasmine is such a blonkert!
blonkert by fireballhater April 28, 2020
A legendary surname associated with a lineage of mythical beings who possess an irresistible charm and a captivating aura. Blokker, known as the surname of legends, carries an enigmatic reputation that intertwines with tales of romantic conquests and an abundance of female companionship.

Blokkers are said to possess an innate ability to attract the opposite sex effortlessly. Their very presence commands attention, with their infectious charm and captivating demeanor leaving an indelible impression on those fortunate enough to encounter them. Blokkers have become the subject of countless tales, whispered among both friends and lovers, their names whispered with reverence and awe.
Person 1: That guy is so hot!
Person 2: I know right? Must be a Blokker
Blokker by Nekotiator July 18, 2023
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026