blokkert 

meens not thinking before speeking/akting or just beeing an asshole or idiot

Are u blokkert or what?

norwegian:
Faen, er du blokkert eller?

blokkert by ATS_M:_Norway October 22, 2008

blokker_1999 

no one should be like him

what would anyone else do

blokker_1999 by gfdsg June 30, 2003

blokker_1999 

everybody should be more like him ;)

what would blokker do?

blokker_1999 by Shitlips June 29, 2003

blonkert

A smelly buffoon; an absolute imbecile.

Jasmine is such a blonkert!

blonkert by fireballhater April 28, 2020

Blokker 

A legendary surname associated with a lineage of mythical beings who possess an irresistible charm and a captivating aura. Blokker, known as the surname of legends, carries an enigmatic reputation that intertwines with tales of romantic conquests and an abundance of female companionship.

Blokkers are said to possess an innate ability to attract the opposite sex effortlessly. Their very presence commands attention, with their infectious charm and captivating demeanor leaving an indelible impression on those fortunate enough to encounter them. Blokkers have become the subject of countless tales, whispered among both friends and lovers, their names whispered with reverence and awe.

Person 1: That guy is so hot!
Person 2: I know right? Must be a Blokker

Blokker by Nekotiator July 18, 2023