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My curtains don't block the bright sun so I'll use a blankertain instead.
by Kovid69 July 5, 2023
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Blanketing

Blanketing is the newest internet sensation where one wears a blanket over their head in various public settings and posts a picture online. This is the new "planking" except it is way more fun, and planking is pretty stupid anyway.
Person 1: Hey, you look stupid with that blanket on your head

Person 2: BITCH, I'M BLANKETING
by silky$ August 10, 2012
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A Blanketing of Hugs

1. Many simultaneous hugs resulting in layers of people around an individual

2. Many consecutive, individual hugs.

3. Sitting on a couch in a person's arms so they feel all warm on you like a blanket. Also see: techinically a hug.

4. A series of hugs from one person, like being wrapped in a blanket
by Halovex March 15, 2011
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Smallpox blanketing

When a white person gives off a false compliment to a person of color in order to gain trust/affection or something back.
Blake: You're so pretty
Lisa: Stop smallpox blanketing me! I know you just want head.
by smallpoxblanketvictim October 7, 2018
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Blanketing

A strategy implemented when one breaks up with their significant other. Involves alot of talking to/befriending potential people who may want to be with their ex in order to put guilty thoughts in their head if they ever try, and ultimately stop them trying.
John: "Man, are you going to sleep with Steph or what? She's broken up with Mike!"

Dave: "Nah man, haven't you realised Mikes been blanketing? I'd feel bad if i did it now"
by samworthington May 23, 2010
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blanketing

The unfortunate act of accidentally allowing your freshly-painted fingernails to come into contact with a blanket, thereby leaving a rough, uneven texture on the surface of the nailpolish.
"Crap! I just blanketed my nails!! Now I've got to take ALL the polish off and start over... fml."

"I hate blanketing my nails! Such a waste of time!"
by P. Aris March 11, 2012
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blanketinh

When someone ejaculates on another person's feet, licks it off and spits it on their mailman as a form of gratitude and as a sexual hint
Jenny blanketinh earlier today
by Horny and tired July 16, 2021
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