blomotion 

An blowjob given in an emotional state.

"We were at her grandma's funeral, and in the middle of it she took me to the car and gave me a blomotion."

blomotion by s2artjm April 2, 2017

Bromotion 

The act of taking a relationship with a male friend to the next level. This can be something as trivial as adding a friend to your buddy list on AIM once you realize that you actually give a crap about talking to him. This could also be something as significant as giving your bro an actual promotion on the job front.

How'd you get that KM position?

Well the GM, Mark, is my boy, he gave me a bromotion.

Why is Kyle on your buddy list Cesar?

He says some pretty cool shit so I gave him a bromotion.

Bromotion by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009

bloation device 

a chick's bloated uterus when it's her time of the month.

girl 1: ugh like omg Shelly im so bloated! OMG!
girl 2: yeah me too my bloation device is killin.

bloation device by iuytrew5o3u498thnfinsf October 5, 2008

bloated, big bag of blotation

used to describe someone who is drunk beyond belief and has little awareness of their surroundings

that guy is a bloated, big bag of blotation

bloated, big bag of blotation by jason shetland July 5, 2008

Bromotional hook-up 

When two bros consummate their bromance, usually through copious amounts of drinking complaining about women problems and/or with a bro hug accompanied by an "Dude, I love you man!"

Bro 1: "Dude, I love you man!"

Bro 2: "Dude, I love you too! We don't need those girls anyway!"

Onlooker 1: Why are those two frat guys bro hugging?

Onlooker 2: They just got dumped by their girlfriends, so they came here to drink away their sorrows. But they just ended up having a bromotional hook-up.

Bromotional hook-up by Bromosapian69 March 1, 2011

Bromotional

When two guys who consider eachother "bros" try to get emotional with eachother without being "gay". Getting "Bromotional" usually leads to long akward moments and even more akward man hugs.

Here is an example of two guys being bromotional:
Josh: What wrong dude, you've been acting like, bitchy all night
Jack: Me and Sarah broke up man
Josh: Oh dude. im sorry
Jack: I thought she was the one
Josh: Yeah dude, she sucked your dick
Jack: I really loved her
Josh: Dude, you always got your bros man
Jack: Yeah I know
Josh: You always got your bros, you'll go from girl to girl, but you always got your bros
Jack: I love you man
Josh: Me too, but I'm not gay
Jack: Dude, I know
Josh: Yeah, sorry
(They man hug. Josh then lightly punches Jack on the shoulder to show that he's not gay)

Bromotional by Timduckling September 24, 2007

brommotion 

Any type of commotion caused by bros. Lots of times the cause and/or result of a bro down or bro fest

Shannon: Why's there so many four loko cans and dirty polo shirts in the street?

Maggie: Who knows, must've been some kind of brommotion last night.

brommotion by T1GER7 January 2, 2012