s2artjm's definitions

blomotion

An blowjob given in an emotional state.

"We were at her grandma's funeral, and in the middle of it she took me to the car and gave me a blomotion."

by s2artjm April 2, 2017

female gamer

Something that exists. No different than your average gamer.

"There's no such thing as a female gamer! I bet she only plays Candy Crush when she's bored!"
"Fuck you, dude."

by s2artjm April 2, 2017

your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus

Your infected cock is the size of an expensive handkerchief.

Liquor: “What I'm actually thinking -- and please take this the wrong way as far up your hole as you can -- is that your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus. Oh, ka-blammo.” (12 oz Mouse, episode 201)

by s2artjm November 29, 2018