your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus

Your infected cock is the size of an expensive handkerchief.

Liquor: “What I'm actually thinking -- and please take this the wrong way as far up your hole as you can -- is that your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus. Oh, ka-blammo.” (12 oz Mouse, episode 201)

by s2artjm November 29, 2018

blomotion

An blowjob given in an emotional state.

"We were at her grandma's funeral, and in the middle of it she took me to the car and gave me a blomotion."

by s2artjm April 03, 2017

female gamer

Something that exists. No different than your average gamer.

"There's no such thing as a female gamer! I bet she only plays Candy Crush when she's bored!"
"Fuck you, dude."

by s2artjm April 03, 2017